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Song Parodies -> "Family Christmas Cookie Recipe"

Original Song Title:

"Where Are You, Christmas?"

Original Performer:

Faith Hill

Parody Song Title:

"Family Christmas Cookie Recipe"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Day 18 of the "25 Days of Christmas Parody" challenge. Some family recipes are better than others...while some should never leave the idea stage. Original Songs
Oh, hmm
Baking on Christmas
Cookies to make you
Baking all night and day
I’m such a master
Always try new things
Come up with new every day

Pickles and champagne
Gum drops and fish brains
Ostrich meat, raisins, paint chips too

They’re so delicious
I’m going to venture
These aren’t the kind you know
Well here, try this one
Oatmeal and chewed gum
With bits of fruit bat and mango!

Folks think I’m weird
I don’t care, no!
Don’t run in fear
Made with care! Oh
You think they’re dumb, if you open your mind
I think you’ll like Licorice Lemon Lime!

Oh, Sugar Cinnamon
Mixed in with prune juice
Sprinkled with dandruff flakes, oh
These treats on Christmas
Root beer and walnuts
Mustard and bits of heart of dove
Try them this Christmas
Just can’t get enough!

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Matthias - December 20, 2018 - Report this comment
Gross food parodies are my (Toe) Jam!!! This is so disgusting! Pickles in cookies?! Dandruff flakes in cookies?!?! Fish brains?!?!?!?! I love this one too! Great hilarious stuff!
Jonathan - December 20, 2018 - Report this comment
are... these not normal cookie ingredients? 5s

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