Song Parodies -> "Cringe"

Original Song Title:

"Breathe"

Original Performer:

"Cringe"

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The Lyrics

I was once talking to someone who had served as a proctor for the SATs...she said, "I felt so bad for those poor kids. They'd open the books and then they'd cringe so that you could just....*hear* it."

I can feel the terror floating in the air
Just watching you gets me that way
I watch abject fright creep across your face and I've
Never felt such sympathy
All my thoughts just seem to settle on the breeze
When I'm watching in a crowded room
The whole world just fades away
The only thing I hear
Is the beating of your heart

'Cause I can hear you cringe
Your face has a gray tinge
Suddenly I'm so glad I'm not you
You look like you could die
Maybe what you need is Valium, see
Painful mental crunch
The nauseating rush
I remember my first time with those damn SATs
I can hear you cringe
Just cringe

As it ends I feel all your souls cracking up
As all the clocks keep counting down
You feel worse than you've ever felt before
And I know
And you know
You just want to die right now
'Cause I can hear you cringe
Your face has a gray tinge
Suddenly I'm so glad I'm not you
You look like you could die
Maybe what you need is Valium, see
Painful mental crunch
The nauseating rush
I remember my first time with those damn SATs
I can hear you cringe
Just cringe

Painful mental crunch
The nauseating rush
I remember my first time with those damn SATs
I can hear you cringe
Just cringe

I can feel the terror floating in the air
Just watching you gets me that way

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2Eagle - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment

You may not get a perfect score but life goes on.

Starlette Victory - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Tell that to my mother when I take the PSAT next Tuesday. I feel like I want to do what those kids in that movie, "The Perfect Score," did, and steal the answers, only I'd get caught and it'd be really stupid...

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