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Song Parodies -> "Germaphobe"

Original Song Title:

"Wonderful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Everclear

Parody Song Title:

"Germaphobe"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

Well. Sooner or later I was going to get infected with the creative spread of making song parodies about COVID-19. It's a good kind of infection. It was either this, or I use Scandal's song "Warrior" to make fun of the "New Warriors" that Marvel is dishing out. Yeah, there's a lot of cringe there. This is from the Ten Years Gone Everclear album version.
(Spoken ramble)
Hey, you a germaphobe?
Germaphobe, germaphobe, germaphobe, germaphobe, germaphobe
Are you a germaphobe?
Germaphobe, germaphobe, germaphobe, germaphobe, germaphobe
I think I’m germaphobe
Isn’t everyone germaphobe?
Are you germophobic?

(Verse 1)
I feel relieved at the start of break
Get to sleep so no need to wake
Use my phone to call my friends
Don’t need to use my pencil and pens
Now bad news from the head of state
With Covid nineteen here to cultivate
I must have to wash my hands
Self-isolate with germaphobic plans

(Verse 2)
I can’t go near and I can’t go far
To see a film, arena, or bar
No reunions, no gatherings
Gloves and mask if I want to touch my face
Panic buying at all my stores, no more
Toilet paper on any shelves
Working at home despite the delay since
Everybody’s a germaphobe today

(Chorus)
Contagion predicted this
If you’ve seen it, and then filled with such fear
Our politicians allow
The economy is ready to fall
Make sure everyone’s a germaphobe now

(Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough)(x3)
Go and make sure everyone’s a germaphobe now
(Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough)

(Verse 3)
All supermarkets locked up and tight
Doesn’t look like their ready to fight
Like Italy where it all broke down
State troopers are here to prevent a meltdown
Going online see the death toll rise
A large bailout filled with nothing but lies
The new world where we have to say
Everybody’s a germaphobe today

(Chorus 2)
Contagion predicted this
If you’ve seen it, and then filled with such fear (such fear)
Our politicians allow
The economy is ready to fall
Make sure everyone’s a germaphobe now

(Bridge)
(Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough) no
(Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough) no
This is such a difficult time
Everyone’s a germaphobe now
(Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough) no
(Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough) no
This is such a difficult time
Everyone’s a germaphobe now

I don’t want to shake your hand
A police state in my homeland
No, no, no, no
I don’t want to shake your hand
(At) six feet away from where I stand
No, no, no, no
I don’t want to hear false hope
Having a hard time trying to cope
I just want to go back to normal
Just like it used to be
Nowdays, I’m in quarantine
I’m in quarantine
Everyone’s in quarantine
Go and make sure everyone’s a germaphobe now

(Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough)(interspersed in lines)
No
Go and make sure everyone’s a germaphobe nowwwwwwww
Go and make sure everyone’s a germaphobe nowwwwwwww
This is a difficult time where everyone’s a germaphobe nowwwwwwwww
Go, go and make sure everyone’s a germaphobe now
Oh yeah, yeah everyone’s a germaphobe now
Oh yeah, everyone’s a germaphobe now
Everyone’s a germaphobe now

(Fade out)
Change all the Na na na lines to Cough cough cough lines for more dramatic affect. I don't like that kind of songwriting.

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