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"Volvo Driving Soccer Mom"

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"Pitbull of a Hockey Mom"

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The Lyrics

"If John McCain wins in November, this woman will be a 72-year-old's heartbeat away from being president of the United States. If that doesn't scare the hell out of you, it SHOULD." - Jack Cafferty, CNN
You know she used to be the mayor
Of a small town in Alaska, 'bout 8 miles long
Yeah, with two years as a governor the right wing thinks
She's ready for the White House but they're wrong (yeah, yeah)

Well, she was almost Miss Alaska
Now they're calling her the queen of the presidential prom
How could it ever be a real good call
To put the country in the hands of a


You wanna hear her talk policy
Roll the cameras, throw her script away and watch her dance
If she was just another white guy spoutin' off like that
It would be different – he'd never stand a chance

John McCain, you got it all wrong
You thought it was her gender that made Hillary the bomb
You didn't think we knew the difference, oh
Between a leader who's a woman and a


Where do all the mavericks go
When the chips are down
They hitch a ride all the way to the right
Where the real straight talkers are never around

They put a pretty shade of lipstick
On the same old bullshit Republican lies
Same old bullshit Republican greed
Same old bullshit Republican hypocrisy

I think we know how Republicans go
I think we got it down
They keep their eyes on the wealthy
And their asses to the masses
And they think that they can sell it with a

PITBULL OF A HOCKEY MOM (5x +4 na na's)

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2Eagle - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Pitbull of a Hockey Mom - funny title.

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