-> "Return Of The Night Of The Evil Dead Alive"
Original Song Title:
"Here's To The Night"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Return Of The Night Of The Evil Dead Alive"
The Lyrics
Peaceful night.
Oops, I lied.
It's of the dead arising kind.
In a daze, they crave your brains.
You're pretty soon gonna be one of them.
Are you willing to behead?
Unless they refuse to die.
Here's a toast,
to all those who are arising from Hell.
So here's to the night...
The dead will rise.
Here's to the dawn...
Malls terrorized.
Here's to the day...
The world has gone and turned too soon.
Put your life on the line.
Acid rain makes it fine.
We can't stay... Got to go.
We've gotta ditch the chemicals.
Here's a toast,
to all those who need paramedic's help.
So here's to the nights, with dead alive.
You'd better fear the monkey's bite.
Please say goodbye,
your mother's turned into one too.
They all walk in a slow motion.
They attack so they can devour more.
Don't let them bite you. No-o-o-o-o-o-o.
Don't let them bite you. No-o-o-o-o-o-o.
Here's a toast,
to all those whose blood is infected well.
Here's to the night...
Viruses thrive.
Here's to your mind...
Kiss it goodbye.
Seems that the virus has just gone and turned you too.
Here's to the night...
Deadites arise.
Here's to the fears of passerbys.
Here's to the B-flick treatment...
Gotten old too soon.
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