-> "Think"
Original Song Title:
"Think Twice"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Think"
The Lyrics
The mall is not
the place I got
My last CD.
It sold for twenty.
The price was too high
For me to go buy.
Here's some advice.
So listen up-
Think "Price" when you browse the stores.
Shop around. You'll find a better deal.
Think "Price when you browse the stores.
Shop around. Shop around. Save cash.
Think "Price" when you browse the stores.
Shop around. You'll find a better deal.
Think "Price" when you browse the stores.
Shop around. Save cash.
I have Visa
and Mastercard.
Easy to browse.
Buying is hard.
But if you learn.
To just shop smart.
You'll know how to
Load up your cart.
Wal-Mart is where
I buy my clothes.
For home designing,
go to Lowes.
Looking at Payless for my shoes.
If you need some guidance,
here's some clues-
Think "Price" when you browse the stores.
Shop around. You'll find a better deal.
Think "Price when you browse the stores.
Shop around. Shop around. Save cash.
Think "Price" when you browse the stores.
Shop around. You'll find a better deal.
Think "Price" when you browse the stores.
Shop around. Save cash.
This should have been
a high expense.
Instead, I payed
Eighty-three cents.
I bought enough
Enough today.
I'll treat for lunch.
Next time you pay.
What am I a picky man?
I love my money.
I can't waste it.
When I arrived
and saw the sale,
I felt my face
turn soft and pale.
I lost my cool,
and started roaming the store.
I bought enough, but I want more.
Cause I saw the signs
and discount price.
Went through checkout.
Not once but twice.
It's not a sale
when you decide
To buy it all.
Where is your pride?
Think "Price" when you browse the stores.
Shop around. You'll find a better deal.
Think "Price when you browse the stores.
Shop around. Shop around. Save cash.
Think "Price" when you browse the stores.
Shop around. You'll find a better deal.
Think "Price" when you browse the stores.
Shop around. Save cash.
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