-> "Pillsbury Doughboy"
Original Song Title:
"American Boy"
Parody Song Title:
"Pillsbury Doughboy"
The Lyrics
I’m in need of some Mexican chow
There’s some now I’m about to scarf down
Need to know if there’s enough food around
To fill the giant hole that’s in my gut now
Clams and Rainbow Trout
Cheese, and Chicken only if it’s General Tso
Tell the waiter that I’m still hungry
I just finished my 18th plate
Please get me some Shrimp, because I’m still hungry
I need to chew pork, please put some on my plate
I really want you, to get me some food
You'll be my Pillsbury Doughboy
I want Fried Chicken
Some Jelly Bellies & red Twizzlers
Don’t forget the apple just make sure that it is ripe
That smells appetizing, the aroma that is reekin
It smells like Listerine mixed with some scrumptious Reese’s Pieces
And yes some coffee would be great
Get it before I get your manager and complain
Now it's time for brunchin, I'ma get to munchin
I'm likin my Pillsbury Doughboy
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Can we go to Western Sizzlin? Can I get a steak?
I want muffins, let's stop by McDonalds on the way
Let's go on to Subway, I've got 5 dollars
I'm not a fan of cookin, so why the hell should I bother?
Twinkies and some fried Ho-Hos
Snickers and some Buncha Crunch, screw my cholesterol
I want pringles, now BoJangles
I'm likin my Pillsbury Doughboy
[Chorus]
McDonalds, Arby's and BK
That's my fantasy 3 way
Enough broccoli, cause vegetables aren't cool with me
Pretzel really needs to cool down, down
Don't wanna burn my tounge, now now
Oh my stomach, ow ow
Why'd I eat too much, now now?
Still hungry, I need me some Chicken
I mean it, get it to me quick, and
In danger, get range
I really need a bathroom, I think I'm gonna barf soon
I want Lasagna, Queso de Americana
Pasta, Marinara
The heartburn will come later
Forget Pepsi, I want Coke
Like Whitney Houston, that's just a joke
And I need me some Tootsie Rolls
Keep a doctor close, cause I might choke
And I know you all think that I'm fat
I heard your whispers, I know your secrets
Put you can all kiss my a-a-ass
Hell, it's so big, I'm sure you'll all fit in
And I'm feelin like Vito at his fattest
Cause I can down 40 cabbage
And I'm huge cause of it
So I can't go out in public
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