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Song Parodies -> "Stalker"

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Enrique Iglesias

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The Lyrics

I've made this song into somewhat of a pop culture riddle. Try and guess the core inspriation of this song before you get to the end and it's revealed to you. Good luck :)
Lookin’ through your window…

Verse 1: I’ll go dance, when I see you go dance
And you run, when I creep you out
Then you cry, when you spot me spyin’
Throw me in the pen tonight
Gives you shivers, when you think of me
Call the cops, for some B & E
But I won’t whine, you’re the one I love
I’ll be in your tree tonight

Chorus: I can be your stalker baby
And I’ll love you from afar
I will follow you forever
Please don’t say that I’m bizarre

Verse 2: I’ll apply at your place of business
Just so I, can continue this
Have I gone crazy? Have I lost my mind?
I don’t care, who needs a mind?

Chorus: I can be your stalker baby
I can watch you as you sleep
I will love you ‘til forever
I’m not just another creep

Bridge: Oh, I just wanna stalk you
Just to walk behind you, oh yeah
Just forget Woogie, and forget Brett Favre
I’m the jerk you want tonight

Chorus: I can be your stalker Mary
There’s just something about you (there is!)
I am so obsessed it’s scary
Now forget ‘bout our Prom night

Chorus: I can be your stalker! (I can be your stalker Mary)
I swear my equipment‘s fine
And I will wait for you forever
Please choose me, but take your time

Please choose me, but take your time
I can be your stalker…
April 8, 2011 Please rate and comment :)!

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Abbott Skelding - August 03, 2011 - Report this comment
I thought this was genius...and then when I realized it was a "There's Something About Mary" parody...that just sent it over the top! Great job!
Mark Scotti - August 03, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) There's just "something" about this...that is downright hilarious. GREAT MOVIE & PARODY!
Agrimorfee - August 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Havent seen TSAM in ages, so I am not sure if this is supposed to be about that it? This was an OK parody, but needs a bit more to trump Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out?".
Matthias - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
I've actually never seen Something About Mary so I'm a bit lost on that comparison but this was a great parody about being a stalker and is actually pretty creepy but I think that Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out" IS a little better.
D-Mon - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) So you wrote a song about your dating techniques? JK! I've never seen the movie, so I don't get the reference, but before that, it was really funny.
bobpiecheese - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Haven't seen the film, but that didn't stop my enjoyment of this parody. Perhaps not as brilliant as Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out", but it's pretty damn close. 555 restraining orders!
Syncronos - August 16, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Only need one restraining order that says you must stay 555 miles away...and tell me: how the hell'd you get the frank above the beans anyway?!
Below Average Dave - August 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Uh. . .why is everyone comparing this to Al's Do I Creep You Out? I mean honestly, its a different kind of creepy for me. ...and congrats Blayde, if I ever see you I'll be watching my back;) JK, though if Enrique was stalking me, I don't think I'd be that creeped out, I mean he'd be as busy trying to look perfect as he would be stalking me, not to mention the paparazzi that'd also be following him
Blaydeman - August 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks Dave! It seems that a lot of my parodies get compared to Weird Al's songs, whether it be in topic of song choice. I honestly think that's a little unfair. I'm not a professional song writer and I'm relatively new to all of this. I'm honored to be mentioned in the same way Al is, but that's like comparing a little leaguer to Albert Pujols. It just really doesn't make sense. I should be judged on my own merit, not on Weird Al's. Of course his songs will be better than mine, that's a given.
Jeff Reuben - August 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Very well done, the story of Mary...or Enrique when he first started wooing Anna. Lots of good lines in here!

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