I am not the father

Has Tyrone's ears, nose, and eyebrows
And Jesus, that baby's endowed
It only cries. Ever see me crying?
Do I have an overbite?

No resemblance, just look at those lips
I just laugh, oh please tell me this
Why do you lie? Are you still in love?
Give it up, you're in denial

That is not my negro baby!
That kid's diaper I won't change!
I can't stand the smell of poopies!
I can't hold my breath all day!

So you swear, that that infant is mine?
That's a lie! Should I run and hide?
No, hear my story
Please, just call Maury
I'll test for paternity

That is not my negro baby!
You slept with a hundred men!
I can't stand false accusations!
I am not your baby's dad

I don't want to hold it
I don't want to hold it
Oh you *beep*ing *beep*!
Have you lost your sight?
Can't you see my skin is white?

My sperm count is zero, baby!
I wore a condom anyway!
And pulled out before it ended!
And that was two years ago!

You are making me so angry!
I can't wait to leave this stage!
Now for the results from Maury:
"You are not the father!" Yay!

You can't take my cash away
I am not the father