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Song Parodies -> "Zero"
Original Song Title:
"Hero"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Enrique Iglesias
Parody Song Title:
"Zero"
Parody Written by:
Dave Allman
The Lyrics
another financial parody with a limited audience, oh well
Would you drive,
If we buy a new car?
While we're out,
Buy some furniture too?
How 'bout some clothes?
How 'bout two boats?
One for me and one for you?
Would you dance,
If we go on a cruise?
Send the kids,
To that Ivy League school?
What would you like?
What can we buy?
We can afford our ARMs, that's right.
Ben Bernanke, he's our hero.
He just dropped the rates again today.
He can lower them to zero.
Take our debt woes all away.
Would he swear,
That rates will always be low?
Or would he hike?
Would he tighten next time?
Are we in too deep?
Have we lost our minds?
I don't care...
There's cash, tonight.
Ben Bernanke, he's our hero.
He might stimulate again today.
Take that lending rate to zero.
Sub-prime problems washed away.
Ben Bernanke, he's our hero
He inflates away the pain oh yeah
Watching from his helicopter,
No money down and time to pay.
Ben can be your hero.
If we buy a new car?
While we're out,
Buy some furniture too?
How 'bout some clothes?
How 'bout two boats?
One for me and one for you?
Would you dance,
If we go on a cruise?
Send the kids,
To that Ivy League school?
What would you like?
What can we buy?
We can afford our ARMs, that's right.
Ben Bernanke, he's our hero.
He just dropped the rates again today.
He can lower them to zero.
Take our debt woes all away.
Would he swear,
That rates will always be low?
Or would he hike?
Would he tighten next time?
Are we in too deep?
Have we lost our minds?
I don't care...
There's cash, tonight.
Ben Bernanke, he's our hero.
He might stimulate again today.
Take that lending rate to zero.
Sub-prime problems washed away.
Ben Bernanke, he's our hero
He inflates away the pain oh yeah
Watching from his helicopter,
No money down and time to pay.
Ben can be your hero.
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