Ooh,
I got on stage to read,
Poetry that I do,
I spend my life,
Searching deep in my mind for the rhymes,
So I,
I got on stage alone,
I started reading crowds my poem,
And everybody could see that,
I really felt,
The words that I dealt,
I was getting lost in my own art,

I was about to,
Flip down to page two,
When a sound screamed into the core of my mind,
Up there, I can’t breathe,
Embarrassed and lonely,
Everyone sees I was thrown off my beat,
‘Cuz somebody sneezed,
Somebody sneezed,

How,
Could the day go more wrong?
I threw on my favorite song,
As I prepared the night,
With my date that I,
Wanted to be my wife,
But when the time came down on one knee,

I said I want you,
I said I need you,
Everything seemed to be going alright,
I took out the ring,
Just as I was starting,
An awful noise broke the mood of the scene,
Somebody sneezed,
Oh no,

That ruined the whole date night,
As I drove home without a wife,
And a reasonable speed,

Ooh,
Driving on north east thirteen,
I must have gone unseen,
It wasn’t me…

Somebody hit me,
Driving an old Jeep,
Out on the road he swerved right onto my side,
What was he thinking?
Now I’m ancient history,
That’s right, I died as he swerved temporarily,
‘Cuz somebody sneezed,
Somebody sneezed,
Somebody sneezed,
Somebody sneezed,
Bless you.