(whispered)
"Come be in my video"

Here's my new video, with a chick I can't bang.
Don't be afraid... to pull out your wang.
You can beat your meat.
As I drain my rocks.
Even tho, my mu-sic, sucks.

Lights... camera, acccc-tion
Don't say 'cut', for I've almost cum.
When these chicks I see, need to work with me.
This is my altered re-al-lity.

I have hot chicks in my video.
I have girls you'll never have.
I pay them to fool 'round with me...
I'll bet you, ...you, wish you had.

I've had Anna, Oh...I've had Jen.
I had some Spanish chick, way-ay back when.
Most recently, you will find, that girl from OC, so damn fine.

I have hot chicks in my video.
I get girls you'll never have.
I pay them to make out with me...
I go home with wet pants.

(spoken)
"Oh... Oh Yes...Ok, My Turn to be the man.
"Oh, yes...kiss my mole"
"My father's famous too."

BREAKDOWN
Ohhh...won't you just hold it...
Hold it in your hand..
Have I gone to far?
Oh, Please don't walk out.
I am such a hor-ny man.

I get hotties in my videoooooooooo
We can make out frame by frame.
I can fool round with them for the cameraaaaaaaaaa.
This makes me seem, so not gay.

This makes me, seem so not gay.
I get hot chicks, in my videeoooooooo