Hovering
Circling like buzzards
Loitering round my space
Public dreck, crawling down my neck
Scum getting in my face
If they move, toward me just one more notch
I'm going to smack them in the crotch
I can't take this one more day
I wish they'd go away

Hovering
Vultures surround me
Voices as shrill as saws
Teenage brats, yuppies with rugrats
Flapping their tiresome jaws
I'm not alone, I only get the chance
When in the loo I drop my pants
Even then, they're by my stall
They lurk outside the hall

Ratty rugs
Tenacious flu-bugs
Virus of human strain
Babbling, speaking in harsh tongues
Rattling in my brain
If I must hear one more damned cell phone ring
I'm going to hit the freaking thing
Get me out of here, I pray
I wish that they'd go away.

Lingering
Rednecks and white trash
Descending in reeking throngs
They display their thongs, and they expose their dongs
I want to stab them all with tongs
I never thought, this would be such fresh hell
And I just can't endure the smell
Someone please bring me some spray
I wish they'd go away.

I never thought, this would be such fresh hell
Oh, God, I can't endure the smell
Someone please bring me some spray
I wish they'd go away!