I was lookin’ for a tasty snack
When I saw that shiny Hostess pack
In a Maine Wal-Mart
Oh it stole my heart
I went to the front of the line
They cost a dollar ninety-nine
So I dug for some change
I wanted them today
The clerk looked at me just a bit amazed
He said, You know, I’ve always felt the same ol’ way

I love my donuts, hot and glazed
Donuts get me through my day
Donuts my love never fades for that super tasty food
Like that day they closed the shop
Were I got all my donuts
But I knew that it be all alright
I’d just go to Krispy Kreme’s
Lookin' at me now you might not notice
But I love my donuts

I walked out with a droolin’ mouth
As I watched those donuts fall on out
As they hit the ground
I screamed really loud
I just stood their hangin’ around
Lookin’ up, lookin’ down
I didn’t wanna cry
But tears swelled in my eyes
Cryin’ their I felt ashamed
I said, you know, I have to think of those good days

When I had my donuts, melt in the sun
Donuts, it’s been really fun
Donuts, I want to eat you until the day I die
Like the day I walked out of the store
And I knew I’d buy some more
And a love that, when it was right,
They tasted like they should
Lookin' at me now you might not notice
But I lost my donuts

I know somewhere 'round a Bingo hall tonight
An old man eats his donuts one more time
He says my mad my momuts mays in muh mun
Momuts my mus smeckon moo mun
Momut mhen my moo my mid wut I mot I moodent moo
That old man just done died
He choked on his wet donuts
He lays their, it lodged in his throat
they were very soggy too
Lookin’ at him now you might not notice
He choked on donuts