You may not believe it
But I'm the greatest parodist ever born..
I am Master Of Oz.
I am named after a Yu-Gi-Oh monster.

All the purple prose you bought from me
Reality's just black and white
The sentimental things I'd write
Never meant that much to me
My favourite story is the Wizard of Oz.
I've been alive since the dawn of time.
My songs always have been way above the line.
I'm a kind, generous soul.
I'll make your dreams come true...
Because that is something I can do.,,
The Master Of Oz...
The Master Of Oz...
The Master Of Oz...That's me.

I gave Dr Music and his brother courage.
And I gave Agrimoree a new heart.
I gave Annie a way home...
I'm a nice and friendly guy...
If you need a brain, a way home, courage or a heart...
Just let me know and I'll be happy to oblige...
Tell your friends about me...
Tell them about my Monty Python-like humour...
And my lovely enchanting poetry...

You really won't believe your eyes...
What you see is simply magical...
It's truly wonderful....
The granite cracks beneath my skin
I crumble into pieces on the ground

I'll make your dreams come true...
Because that is something I can do.,,
The Master Of Oz...
The Master Of Oz...
The Master Of Oz...That's me.

The Master Of Oz...
The Master Of Oz...
The Master Of Oz...That's me.