What an explosion
Ashes and debris; what a mess
It looks like that's the end of my apartment

And all of the others
Congrats at your building lev'lling skillz
Look at all the dead guys here
But I am NOT ONE OF THEM

Oh you get your guns and then shoot bullets at me
But I free my mind and then I dodge 'em, you see
And the folks who walk by, they get hit and they die
But not me, yeah, I am still alive;

I'm not even bloody
Look at my flesh: it's all intact
Even though you tried ten times to stab me
And zapped me with lasers
And plumbed acid right into my bath
As it ate my bathtub mat
I felt so sorry for you

'Cos you try so hard and yet repeatedly fail
Like the rabid squirrels and the bomb in my mail
And unscrewing my doors, gasoline poured on my floors
Yet I noticed, and I'm still alive

Cyanide in coffee
Removing my balcony's safety rails
(Where I might sleep walk at night; you know me)
Flesh-eating slug things
Nuclear waste dumped on my roof
You have tried six hundred times
And you're still doing it wrong

Yeah, I know the Internet is full of great stuff
When the graphics are great it sometimes seems real enough
Try to kill me again; I won't feel a bit of pain
And IRL I'll be still alive

Oh, believe me I am still alive
You tried to kill me but I'm still alive
I hack real awesome and I'm still alive
I have the cheat codes and I'm still alive
I know the admin and I'm still alive

Still alive
Still alive.