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Song Parodies -> "Fat Girls Eat Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Big Girls Don't Cry"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Fat Girls Eat Pie"

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The Lyrics

This is NOTHING against heavy set girls. . .it's making fun of celebrities that claim they eat everything in sight but never do. . .this song is proof that they do!!! MUAHAHAHA!
The smell of it lingers in the air now
Prolly could eat an entire pound
I need some mustard for my sandwich baby
To eat it all down and cut it squarely, pieces yeah.

I hope you know
I hope you know
This all that I can do
To feed my hunger
My high food drive
I’ve got some baking now to do
And I’m gonna eat it
Like a child wants to drink it
But I got to get a move on
The ovens high
Its time to be
A fat girl now!
And Fat girls Eat Pie!
Eat Pie
Eat Pie
Eat Pie

The mass that I am eating
I must . . . eat the bone
I must eat the baby food
Before it goes old
Gets old
Doggie’s tails don’t always
Settle so well for me do they?
I will eat the dark meat instead
And drink a shake

Repeat Chorus

Like a little Chicken egg
In the chicken yard
We’ll eat your scrambled
Or boil you hard
I will eat the breast and wing
And you’ll eat my
Crispy thigh
Yes you can hold my drink if you want to
Cause I need both of my hands too
Cause eating pancakes is harder
With only one hand to swirl
But now the whole bucket is gone
No dark meat inside
I need to get to Popeyes and order a 20 piece or 30 piece

Repeat chorus
please laugh!!!

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Pacing: 2.7
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Performer Police - September 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Hi, Ms. Parody Author! I have a question...wasn't Fergie the original performer of this song?
Andrew D. Lacroix - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, Fergie was the O.P., but this version is much better! I'm sick of this song being overkilled. Well, everything is overkilled on the radio. We need more variety. I love the idea behind the parody though, should have been one of my ideas, but I'm stuck on Kelly Clarkson songs right now. Good work. 354.
some random guy - October 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Then who is 'Eliska'? A Fergy wannabe or something?
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