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Song Parodies -> "I'm Such a Slut"

Original Song Title:

"Eyes Wired Shut"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I'm Such a Slut"

The Lyrics

This is written from a female perspective, just to make things clear here.
I'm going insane, going out with Shane again
The chills he gives me
Don't forget Wayne, don't forget Wayne again
He's got me open range
I'm going insane again, I don't like to be alone
I'm going insane again

I'm such a slut
For dating your Uncle Blaine
I've gotten a lot of skin in my life
From men who were older
I'm such a slut
For seducing you again
Most boys are the same, but in the end
I keep them coming

I go on a date, go on a date again
His name is Bailey
I've broken up, broken up again
To get my Joe again
I've blown away the chance to get Mister Right
I want to be, I want to see
I want to release the slut in me


Cause I'll just date your brother again
I'm dancing with your Uncle Wayne
He makes me feel so much better


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 2

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M-Dawg - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
hey are you the actor cuz you are so hott
Joey Lawrence - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice thought but sadly I am not the actor Joey Lawrence, I'm just a humble parody author trying to make a living......

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