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Song Parodies -> "Breakfast"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Drowning Pool

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Josh 2

The Lyrics

This is an odd song to parody. i went with the ylrics given by AZ lyrics, however when listening to it, I cannot hear the skin against blood etc bit, so in my little world, that part doesnt exist
I want breakfast in my bed
I want toast instead of egg
I don't want a chicken leg
I want breakfast in my bed
Scramble my egg
Beer in a keg
A. Stop burning the toast
B. Stop burning pancakes
C. Stop burning salad
D. Stop burning water
A. Your a crappy cook
B. Your a crappy mum
C. You are now fir-ed
I want breakfast in my bed
Make it again
Your foods poison
rate n comment

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   2

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Huff - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Not bad, but pacing is off a bit. Maybe because you neglected to repeat a few lines and stuff. 4 for that, and 5's for all else.

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