This is Xander999 dedicating to Cherry, Spordelia, Badger, Platinumbaby and those that weren't in the Newbie Gang but I knew you anyway.

*Start Music...*

What's the problem with the Newbie Gang?
What's the problem with the Newbie Gang?

Back when I - was getting kind of fluffy over Buffy,
I was posting with a gang of bad obsessives,
Complete depressives, Some of us past it; but sometimes
Your emotions and hits can turn your friends against you.
But we were real posters, I could could sense it in us,
I still remember the chat about sex on a public bus,
That's messed up, but I'll never forget the stuff we've been through,
And I'ma do whatever it takes to convince you,
Cuz you my poster Plat, and Cherry we still like you,
Cut the beef, Chezza, we miss you, and that's just bein' real with you.
You see the truth is,
Everybody wanna know how close me and Badge is
And who I'm still cool with.
Then I got these bad-ass posters I first went with,
Claimin that they very insane, Talking like they *voice sample*
Spam flamers in new forums, speakin' on reunions,
Join a-gang, then just hang and we can do this.
Until then - I'm gonna be just speakin' the name.
Put the Newbie Gang in my mouth and they'll do the same,
Spordy, It ain't that I'm too big to reply to the flamers,
It's just that I'm too dam smart to read and reply to 'em,
But what's the problem?


What's the problem with the Newbie Gang?
We used to chat lots - but now we don't go chatrooms and hang.
We act on what we feel and never deal with emotions,
We're used to logging on Buffyguide and start postin'.
What's the problem with the Newbie Gang?
We used to chat lots - but now we don't go chatrooms and hang.
We act on what we feel and never deal with emotions,
We're used to logging on Buffyguide and start postin'.


Yo Chez stayed with it,
While I went to E-Fed's and played with it,
Never knew about BuffyHaven until Spord did it, (Yeah!)
I stay committed while other posters baby-sitted,
We drove you insane we were insane teens from Britain. (Yeah!)
Come and get it, beated on villains by the millions,
I be posting muchly, while Posters be catchin' feelings.
So what the hell were we supposed to do?
We post survey's and post funny-posts at each and all of you! (Come on!)
A timeless b*stard, drunk and plastered,
My style is like the reaction from too much custard - never go down,
Post a Boq if you can't handle it,
Hang Buffyguide Posters by the ChatRoom Clicky bits.
What's the problem between me and them? (What?)
We got no more chatrooms, no forums, and no chatiness?
Until my death, I'm post no less,
I suggest you post some tests, til there ain't no left!
But what's the problem?


What's the problem with the Newbie Gang?
We used to chat lots - but now we don't go chatrooms and hang.
We act on what we feel and never deal with emotions,
We're used to logging on Buffyguide and start postin'.
What's the problem with the Newbie Gang?
We used to chat lots - but now we don't go chatrooms and hang.
We act on what we feel and never deal with emotions,
We're used to logging on Buffyguide and start postin'.

[Xand]
Aight, HOLD UP! HOLD UP!
Stop the beat a minute! I got something to say.
Gang; I wanna tell you something right no, while this bleedin room is empty (the what?)
I don't if I ever told you this, but I love you dawgs,
I got your motherfudgin' backs, just know these bits
[???]
Riiight...Xand, I don't know if you noticed it
But I've hated ya from day, people let's run their sits,
[Xand]
You watch it dawg, you wanna be offed? Your throat is it!
[???]
Well if you like the Gang much, Can you tell me where it is?
[Xand]
Well that's good, so I'd appriciate the offer,
But if I do decide to get off my arse and look for her,
I'm a sit Chez on the front seat and put 'noculars on her,
And cruise around with her for seven hours through East Anglia.
And have her waving at people (Hi!) Then drop her off on the corner
of the Convention and drive realising I've missed all the,
Meet ups, Bite my old arm off,
Drop the thing off and beat me with the leg that was sawed off of,
The Gang! I wanna see then all in life-y'all,
Get drunk and go the whole way til sobers pop up,
And they shriek and curse words up, when they then get sober
That's for tryin' to talk like the Newbie's were lost product!
That's for even THINKIN of them thoughts up!
You better show some respect whenever the Gang's bought up!!
So what's the problem between us? We can't start at the chatroom,
Or we can scream: "We Just Go and Bore All," and see them all doomed!

What's the problem with the Newbie Gang?
We used to chat lots - but now we don't go chatrooms and hang.
We act on what we feel and never deal with emotions,
We're used to logging on Buffyguide and start postin'.

What's the problem with the Newbie Gang?