[Xand]
Y'all know me, Xander with the three, nines on his tail,
Bein' attacked by wannabes who bail, write crap and are stale,
Have hair and male, My name isn't Kayle, and no flail,
What's a flail you ask? Well it's a weapon see? So who's gonna compete with the drunkern ale?
Got a Disc with folder and it's all full of spoofs,
Be proud of them like a goof,
Print, then hang on the door like my baby tooth.
Did y'all think I'ma let my thoughts freeze? Oh please!
You'd all better off drinking breeze,
Who you think gave you "Spoof Music"?
Who you think spoof all the rappys?
DMX, D-12, and Coolio-sees,
Spoofs of Slim Shady's,
And a batch that said "About Us Slick!"
gave you all ideas,
To go and write parodies yourself,
And when your TV spoofs weren't doin to well?
Who did they tell ya to copy? HELL!
Y'all gotta listen cause it's swell,
All you artists said that I dropped off, or my ears popped,
Y'all the reason Xand got done and copped,
So THANK Y'ALL! ALL Y'ALL! If y'all don't like it? Read me!
If y'all gonna start copying me,
All ya gotta do is e-mail me...


[Zep]
Nowadays everyone gotta spoof,
Like it's a drug, but they are just poofs
When they attempt,
To compete with the best,
The best is back, it's the return of Xand.
Nowadays everybody wanna spoof their fave show every day,
But none of them work why can't they see?
That they're all crappy,
But the masters back - The return of Xandy!

[Zep]
Now what do you do when you wanna consumate? (SEX!)
And you start to sweat and perspirate?
Wanna get going in an easier way? (YUP!)
What ever you do don't ask Xander (HEY!)
One day we were walking by,
Myself and Xand,
Cause we're the same guy,
Saw a pigeon die, (What you shootin' at?)
And we picked it up and we threw it al, into the canal
Do I really care if I swear or not?
Cause Zep's more open than Xander was,
So if i say f**k,
you know I'm only sayin to spark you off!
With that short fuse that you often got, never gonna smoke pot,
"Man that does bite, I'm a get a jag,"
By going out, finding, and stealing a porno mag,

When the artists surfed,
Xander stood there with a parody,
He had a huge smile, it took him a while,
DMX's Who We Be,
From here to now, Xander's gonna be 2,
Startin today, Zep's boring who?
I'm still crazy enough,
To say that I'm actually two!

X -Xandy - cooler than fridges so easy,
In a unit set to minus 10,
When the temp goes to the low forties.
Callin me a lady, sorry but I'm crazy,
Xand's two people now - save,
I'll go with nice man now baby, (Wha-Wha?)


[Zep]
Nowadays everyone gotta spoof,
Like it's a drug, but they are just poofs
When they attempt,
To compete with the best,
The best is back, it's the return of Xand.
Nowadays everybody wanna spoof their fave show every day,
But none of them work why can't they see?
That they're all crappy,
But the masters back - The return of Xandy!

[Xand]
If it was up to me, Zep will be dying in his own blood ya see,
With his hands looking up to me, tied tight to a setee,
Wanna know why? He's annoying me!
But now that xand's got a parody,
Still nobody wanna come to me like I was sum pidgey,
But you'll still get a spoof from me...
Cause i'm from the keyboard of (Xander, Xander)
I shaped 'em all - all those wierd lyrics,
Who do you think just wrote them all?
Now you wanna go around talkin' hormones like I don't have them,
Hey - do I perve a lot,
Cause I gawp at girls?
All I get is me sitting watchin TV eating those twirls,
Why? Cause I been on the lab, writing in notepad,
Trying to finish this dam spoof I built?
I take that: The cheque made out to amIright,
Cause I'm gonna be holding hostage,
So give me a parody page,
and SCREW that, you have it back.
So where all the mad spoofers at?
I kill chickens and that demented cat,
But all you readers back, don't vote that pack,
When I spoof your favourite track!


Nowadays everyone gotta spoof,
Like it's a drug, but they are just poofs
When they attempt,
To compete with the best,
The best is back, it's the return of Xand.
Nowadays everybody wanna spoof their fave show every day,
But none of them work why can't they see?
That they're all crappy,
But the masters back - The return of Xandy!