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Song Parodies -> "Time For A Shave"
Original Song Title:
"Cry Of The Brave"
Original Performer:
Dragonforce
Parody Song Title:
"Time For A Shave"
Parody Written by:
DJ Blaze
The Lyrics
Here's one about shaving. Enjoy! Link to OS: YouTube: Dragonforce: Cry Of The Brave (a DBZ AMV)
Since the stubble grew real fine
I've had to shave it many a time
Had to cut too deep inside and slash my hide
Shaving cream upon my face
The pain of cuts burns like a flame
If I don't be careful, this will spell my grave
Razor blades, we shave all night
'Lectric buzzer shining bright!
When we're done we'll have no beard
Still it grows all year!
Shave off my thick beard and mustache
Watch the cuts appear in a quick flash
Shave away, I will be fuzz-less in no time
Through the razor's disposable heads
Still I shave on for a clear face
I know it grows back in a few days
Forever buzzing off my beard, cream looks like snow
When my face looks so Neanderthal,
It's time for a shave!
Since the time we saw the hair
That stringy goat fuzz everywhere
Many weeks have come and gone but still I shave
Folicles have disappeared
Destruction of goatees is near
When we're done, we'll slap some fragrant aftershave
Now it's gone, that's true, no lies
But it's back now, no surprise!
Glory for a slick, smooth face
Beat this shaving craze!
Shave off my thick beard and mustache
Hairs will disappear with a quick slash
Shave away, my face is hair-less in no time
Through the electric shaver's steel heads
Still I shave on for a clear face
I know it grows back in a few days
Forever shaving off my 'stache, cream looks like snow
To the barber's I might have to go
It's time for a shave!
[Solos - Herman / Sam / Herman / Sam]
Hairless face is my desire
These stupid cuts are burning fire
I keep slashing up my face, I'll soon grow tired
As the day turns into night
The hairs get long without a fight
So I shave them off again and all is fine
Fear of slashes, fear of cuts
Fear of hurting my face but,
Beard and mustache come off clear
With the blade of steel!
Shave off my thick beard and mustache
Watch the cuts appear in a quick flash
Shave away, I will be fuzz-less in no time
Through the razor's disposable heads
Still I shave on for a clear face
I know it grows back in a few days
Forever shaving off my 'stache, cream looks like snow
To the barber's I might have to go
It's time for a shave!
I've had to shave it many a time
Had to cut too deep inside and slash my hide
Shaving cream upon my face
The pain of cuts burns like a flame
If I don't be careful, this will spell my grave
Razor blades, we shave all night
'Lectric buzzer shining bright!
When we're done we'll have no beard
Still it grows all year!
Shave off my thick beard and mustache
Watch the cuts appear in a quick flash
Shave away, I will be fuzz-less in no time
Through the razor's disposable heads
Still I shave on for a clear face
I know it grows back in a few days
Forever buzzing off my beard, cream looks like snow
When my face looks so Neanderthal,
It's time for a shave!
Since the time we saw the hair
That stringy goat fuzz everywhere
Many weeks have come and gone but still I shave
Folicles have disappeared
Destruction of goatees is near
When we're done, we'll slap some fragrant aftershave
Now it's gone, that's true, no lies
But it's back now, no surprise!
Glory for a slick, smooth face
Beat this shaving craze!
Shave off my thick beard and mustache
Hairs will disappear with a quick slash
Shave away, my face is hair-less in no time
Through the electric shaver's steel heads
Still I shave on for a clear face
I know it grows back in a few days
Forever shaving off my 'stache, cream looks like snow
To the barber's I might have to go
It's time for a shave!
[Solos - Herman / Sam / Herman / Sam]
Hairless face is my desire
These stupid cuts are burning fire
I keep slashing up my face, I'll soon grow tired
As the day turns into night
The hairs get long without a fight
So I shave them off again and all is fine
Fear of slashes, fear of cuts
Fear of hurting my face but,
Beard and mustache come off clear
With the blade of steel!
Shave off my thick beard and mustache
Watch the cuts appear in a quick flash
Shave away, I will be fuzz-less in no time
Through the razor's disposable heads
Still I shave on for a clear face
I know it grows back in a few days
Forever shaving off my 'stache, cream looks like snow
To the barber's I might have to go
It's time for a shave!
Man, this was a relatively hard song to parody. I think this OS should be in the Big 7. This and Shining Collection.
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The dude in this parody's beard sounds as hard to get rid of as the hair on my legs before I discovered electrolysis. Just as soon as I think I'd shaved it all off, it started coming back again. Great job on the parody, and you get some 5s.
Great parody on a hairy subject!
Thanks, Andria and Mark!
Nice to see you write a Dragonforce parody again! It worked so well with the OS. It may have been complicated to pace, but let me tell you, that was a "close shave"! LOL!! I really dig guys with a clear face. When this guy I used to go out with shaved, he was in so much pain that he howled like a werewolf. Not from getting a nick, but rubbing on the aftershave after wards! (Not kidding). Anyways, shaving 5 mustaches, 5 beards, and 5 stubbles for this hilarious parody!
Thanks, Christie! I remember getting cut really bad, but I don't remember it hurting really bad. Don't know how, though. And I love aftershave.
This was f"ing funny...a speed metal tribute to shaving! A slight disappointment that you repeated the choruses at the end, but what you did with each line was a killer. (see my parody Razor for the grunge version of the same subject. :);))
Look Sharp, Feel Sharp, Be Sharp!
(ABC05T)
DJ - No offense but knowing your age all I could see when reading this was Macaulay Culkin in that "Home Alone" scene where he tries shaving. Priceless. Shaving's a pain, so I don't. Fine parody.
DJ - No offense but knowing your age all I could see when reading this was Macaulay Culkin in that "Home Alone" scene where he tries shaving. Priceless. Shaving's a pain, so I don't. Fine parody.
(ABC) Congrats on making it to the end with such limited material to work with, DJ. Not a particularly gag-riddled subject (or parody naturally) and a bit repetitive for a podium - 555
ABC5(T) Fun write that matched the frightful aspects of shaving to the intensity of the OS!!!...555!!!
Love Dragonforce so this one scored high points with me... As for shaving I can totally relate to that seeing that I work for a company that if they see one hair upon your chin you get an automatic reprimand.
(ABC) Very clever, and I laughed so hard I nicked myself! (I almost wrote "knicked" myself--are the Knicks playing tonight?) You can shave my neck anytime! 555!
(ABC5) Interesting parody, to say the least. Not LOL-tastic, bust still amusing to think of Dragonforce singing about shaving (it can only be topped by a My Little Pony-themed DF parody, methinks). 555 for you, sir.
The original song is very different, I thought this was a clever idea to an uncommon original song. I don't think you could ever record it being that it's unlikely you'll ever be able to get a musical composition of a rare song like this, but still cool.
Great OS - thanks for introducing me to it. Speed/thrash metal with shaving lyrics - lulz - it works for me, and I could see a video for this as well.
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