Wal, Wal, Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal-MART!

I am walking through the doors of my Supercenter
Seeing all the cool new stuff they have today
All their games and DVDs are cool and awesome
Bakugan is overpriced, but still they play

Through the racks and salepapers I search for retail
In the game room aisle, tables for ping-pong
If I knew my stomach wouldn't blow from eating
I'd be scarfing down the candy all day long

Through aisles of glory, we will carry on
Far across the crowded sales I blame on Pokemon

And in the change-room, I am trying on some new clothes
T-shirts are so awesome, they will knock all your socks off
And in the cashiers, they are scanning all my stuff
Hope my wallet has enough to pay it all

And through the falls and the summers
They will always be open
By the power of Sam Walton, we will go there together
In Korea, they faltered
But Wal-Mart lives forever
For all your daily needs,
Fury of the store!

Trading cards are awesome, bought their Yu-Gi-Oh! up
All their sporting goods are great, you can't deny
Going there with coupons saves a lot of money
Save quite a few dollars with them on the fly!

DVD renting is not really hard
Choose your movies, always rent them with your credit card

46 years, you wouldn't think that they'd last that long
Great customer service gets you out of a pickle
'Bout half a trillion dollars in their revenue
And if Target thinks they're best, they have no clue

And through the falls and the summers
They will always be open
By the power of Sam Walton, we will go there together
In Korea, they faltered
But Wal-Mart lives forever
For all your daily needs,
Fury of the store!

(Li/Totman guitar solos)

And through the falls and the summers
They will always be open
By the power of Sam Walton, we will go there together

Through the falls and the summers
They will always be open
By the power of Sam Walton, we will go there together
In Korea, they faltered
But Wal-Mart lives forever
For all your daily needs,
Fury of the store!

For all your daily needs,
Fury of the store!