Song Parodies -> "Bye Bye Philedelphia Flyers"

Original Song Title:

"Bye Bye Miss American Pie"

Original Performer:

Don Mclean

Parody Song Title:

"Bye Bye Philedelphia Flyers"

Parody Written by:

minkus

The Lyrics

A long long time ago
Nineteen sixty-seven
Man that silver cup sure made us smile
Since then we've had more than one chance
To win and dance Lord Stanley's dance
And make Toronto happy for a while

But though the Leafs are far from quitters
The team just never quite delivers
Fans crying over their beer
Just wait'we'll get 'em next year
Well now maybe it's just foolish pride
But I've got faith in this year's guys
And if the Leafs can dig down deep inside
Today we'll beat the Flyers'

So bye-bye Philadelphia Flyers
Your team is like your cream cheese
It's about to expire
Hey Bobby Clarke ' looks like it's time to retire
We're singing kiss our Maple Leafers goodbye
Kiss our Maple Leaf-ass goodbye!

They're the boys from the city of brotherly love
Who enjoy the close contact when push comes to shove
Not that there's anything wrong with that!

But if you're in the corner fighting for the puck
You'd best be careful where their stick gets stuck
And if they try to back check be sure to duck
And today we'll beat the Flyers

We'll be singing

Bye-bye Philadelphia Flyers
Eagle Eddie's holding steady
In the net he's inspired
Philly's gonna get burned because the Leafs are on fire
We're singing kiss our Maple Leafers goodbye
Kiss our Maple Leaf-ass goodbye!

Now we know well there's no "I" in team
But you should keep your eye on Mats Sundin
Yeah he's our Swedish goal machine

So come on Mats be nimble,
Mats be quick
Mats work some magic with that hockey stick
Three big goals ought to do the trick
The day we beat the Flyers

We'll be singing

Bye-bye Philadelphia Flyers
You're about as tough as all that fluff
You find in a dryer
If Recchi were in Rocky he'd be Talia Shire!
We're singing kiss our Maple Leafers goodbye
Kiss our Maple Leaf-ass goodbye!

And Domi's playing a solid game
Even though his fists have been rather tame
But if he gets mad as Hell
He's gonna ring your Liberty Bell

And on that glorious uproarious victorious night
The downtown core will be electrified
It'll be a sea of Blue & White
The day we beat the Flyers

We'll be singing

Bye-bye Philadelphia Flyers
Your team is like your cream cheese
You're about to expire
Hey Bobby Clarke ' looks like it's time to retire
We're singing kiss our Maple Leafers goodbye
Kiss our Maple Leaf-ass goodbye!

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MasonR - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Hockey? What's hockey?

Song Title Cop - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

TOS is just called "American Pie."

rat - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey, song title cop, do you like the parody anyway? Instead of complaining about a little petty detail, why not comment on the parody itself? I, for one, liked it.

song title cop - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

As a matter of fact, I did.

Jess Cully - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Neat idea for a parody. Sorry had to give you a three for pacing as there's a big chunk of each verse missing :(

Ray - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment

Does anybody have the mp3 file for this song?

kushal subedi - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment

i like this song but the flyers suck for real too

Ben - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment

Where can I find the AUDIO for this song, it's amazing!!!!

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