Song Parodies -> "Cheap And Sleazy"

Original Song Title:

"Free And Easy"

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Original Performer:

"Cheap And Sleazy"

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The Lyrics

Cheap and sleazy I’m a two-bit ho

Cowboy, you look like you could use a blow
Cheap and sleazy I’m a two-bit ho
Just say ya wanna and I’ll smoke your pole
Cheap and sleazy I’m a two-bit ho
Cheap and sleazy I’m a two-bit ho

They say I look like a seasoned pro
Cheap and sleazy I’m a two-bit ho
But I don’t charge ya, I’m just good to go
Cheap and sleazy I’m a two-bit ho

Hey Cowboy, won’t you buy me a drink tonight
Good thing I’m pretty, I ain’t very bright

Go out drinkin’, hardly any clothes
Cheap and sleazy I’m a two-bit ho
Livin' life like there’s no tomorrow
Cheap and sleazy I’m a two-bit ho
Cheap and sleazy I’m a two-bit ho

Hey pardner, no need to wonder if I might
I'll just lay back, now cowboy enjoy the ride

If you just ask me then I won’t say no
Cheap and sleazy I’m a two-bit ho
Somehow I know that I won’t ne’er grow old
Cheap and sleazy I’m a two-bit ho
Someday soon I’ll help the daisies grow
Cheap and sleazy I’m a two-bit ho
Cheap and sleazy I’m a two-bit ho

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