Song Parodies -> "Don't Pull Your Panties Down"

Original Song Title:

"Settle For A Slowdown"

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Original Performer:

Dierks Bentley

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Pull Your Panties Down"

Parody Written by:

Eli Ulery

The Lyrics

You must think that Im a fool
Here at the bar tonight alone
Having fun breaking all the rules
And Im drunk and Im stoned

That chick aint fat,She is lean
And I have over a hundred dollar bills
And Im still praying I might see
A pretty woman beside me tonight

But now you have turned
Into a hairy man
You got a beard
You dirty mexican
I keep looking for
The slightest sign
That you may have
A vagina
I know that you are big as a cow
So dont pull your panties down

I must've drunk more than I should
Hoping the girls would change their mind
But those affects of drinking would
Make me have a good time

But now you have turned
Into a hairy man
You got a beard
You dirty mexican
I keep looking for
The slightest sign
That you may have
A vagina
I know that you are big as a cow
So dont pull your panties down

But you have turned
Into a hairy man
You got a beard
You dirty mexican
I see a bulge
In your pants
Please dont tell me
Its what I think it is
I know your big as a cow
I know theres nothing I can do now
Please don't pull your panties down

Dont pull your panties down
Dont pull your penis out

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