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Song Parodies -> "What Was I Drinking?"
Original Song Title:
"What Was I Thinking?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Dierks Bentley
Parody Song Title:
"What Was I Drinking?"
Parody Written by:
Syncronos
The Lyrics
I started drinking whiskey from South Alabama
Soon my head felt like a nine pound hammer
I was pretty sure I’d end up in the slammer
What was I drinking?
My buddy came up and said ‘I think we should go’
I looked him in the eye and shouted out ‘hell no’
And then I ordered two shots of Jose Cuervo
What was I drinking?
Tomorrow, there'll be Hell to pay,
But tonight, I’m feeling really great!
Chorus
Cuz' I was thinking 'bout a little clear double shot sitting right there on the bar by me
I was thinking about a long drink, man just wanna keep drinkin’ till my eyes can’t see
I’m not sure what I was feeling
But What was I drinking?
But What was I drinking?
What was I drinking?
By the stroke of nine I started nipping white russians
After two or three, my face started blushin’
Next thing I knew, the toilet was flushin’
What was I drinking?
At the bar again, more liquor’s what I’m askin’
Long Island Iced Tea, that got me prancin’
Wasn’t no music, but I started dancin'
What was I drinking?
Oh I knew there'd be Hell to pay,
But that crossed my mind a little too late!
Chorus
Cuz' I was thinking 'bout the row of clear double shots sitting right there on the bar by me
I was thinking about a long drink, man just wanna keep drinkin’ till my eyes can’t see
I’m not sure what I was feeling
But What was I drinking?
What was I drinkin?
Round about two, I was workin on Bourbon
Somebody sat down and then started flirtin’
Man or a woman, I’m not really certain
What was I drinking?
I ordered up a Scotch and down the hatch it went
Went and took her home and this is how that went
Later on, I found we had the same equipment
What was I drinking?
Oh What was I drinking?
Oh What was I drinking?
By then, I was as drunk as hell…
So, I closed my eyes and said ‘Oh well…’
Chorus
Cuz' I was thinking 'bout a little clear double shot sitting right there on the bar by me
I was thinking about a long drink, man just wanna keep drinkin’ till my eyes can’t see
I’m not sure what I was feeling
But What was I drinking?
What was I drinking?
Not sure what I was feeling?
But what was I drinking?
Soon my head felt like a nine pound hammer
I was pretty sure I’d end up in the slammer
What was I drinking?
My buddy came up and said ‘I think we should go’
I looked him in the eye and shouted out ‘hell no’
And then I ordered two shots of Jose Cuervo
What was I drinking?
Tomorrow, there'll be Hell to pay,
But tonight, I’m feeling really great!
Chorus
Cuz' I was thinking 'bout a little clear double shot sitting right there on the bar by me
I was thinking about a long drink, man just wanna keep drinkin’ till my eyes can’t see
I’m not sure what I was feeling
But What was I drinking?
But What was I drinking?
What was I drinking?
By the stroke of nine I started nipping white russians
After two or three, my face started blushin’
Next thing I knew, the toilet was flushin’
What was I drinking?
At the bar again, more liquor’s what I’m askin’
Long Island Iced Tea, that got me prancin’
Wasn’t no music, but I started dancin'
What was I drinking?
Oh I knew there'd be Hell to pay,
But that crossed my mind a little too late!
Chorus
Cuz' I was thinking 'bout the row of clear double shots sitting right there on the bar by me
I was thinking about a long drink, man just wanna keep drinkin’ till my eyes can’t see
I’m not sure what I was feeling
But What was I drinking?
What was I drinkin?
Round about two, I was workin on Bourbon
Somebody sat down and then started flirtin’
Man or a woman, I’m not really certain
What was I drinking?
I ordered up a Scotch and down the hatch it went
Went and took her home and this is how that went
Later on, I found we had the same equipment
What was I drinking?
Oh What was I drinking?
Oh What was I drinking?
By then, I was as drunk as hell…
So, I closed my eyes and said ‘Oh well…’
Chorus
Cuz' I was thinking 'bout a little clear double shot sitting right there on the bar by me
I was thinking about a long drink, man just wanna keep drinkin’ till my eyes can’t see
I’m not sure what I was feeling
But What was I drinking?
What was I drinking?
Not sure what I was feeling?
But what was I drinking?
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I've often wondered the same myself. Last time it turned out to be chocolate flavoured soy milk with kräuter blutsaft, eggnog and Doctors special...
DKTOS but a fun read
"Later on, I found we had the same equipment --- So, I closed my eyes and said ‘Oh well…'": MWAHAHA! 5s.
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