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Song Parodies -> "My Lag"
Original Song Title:
"White Flag"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Dido
Parody Song Title:
"My Lag"
Parody Written by:
CSGTA182
The Lyrics
Dido sits down at her computer and starts to get on the internet. She is in a chatroom. Someguy42: Yeah Jimjoebob, that was a funny joke.Dido (to herself): That was funny, I think I'll type that. (type....*enter*)Googledotcom: Whoa, That was the funniest joke ever!Dido (to herself): ?????? Come on already, show up.Prissybritches: I would laugh, but my dog died today.Didofan99: THAT IS SOOOOOO FUNNY!Googledotcom: You monster!Jimjoebob: Thats not funny, her dog died. You heartless wench.Didofan99: No! Not that! I mean the joke.Googledotcom: Your a jerk, Didofan.Dido (to herself): Hmm......this lag is terrible........I HATE LAG!!!!!
I know you think that I'm typing to slowly,
I can't help that.
but I send in the message but it shows up too late,
whats the point in that?
I tell you I'm not trying to be a total jerk, I wish things would go faster.
What is wrong with my internet?
Everything just sucks, damn my modem
Because of all my lag, surfing's a chore
It's all slow, and always will be
I know, you love to beat me at online games
I can never win.
Because my character moves to choppy for gameplay
they all take advantage
And if everyone has cable or DSL, then I'll soon be blown to bits
What is wrong with my internet?
Everything just sucks, damn my modem
Because of all my lag, surfing's a chore
It's all slow, and always will be
And when I meet, someone online
their message 1 second, mine 29.
When I want pictures, to download here
Got to 10%, it's been a year.
What is wrong with my internet?
Everything just sucks, damn my modem
Because of all my lag, surfing's a chore
It's all slow, and always will be
Why do bother with the internet?
AOL 2.0, is the devil
Because of all my lag, everythings poor
Last upgrade, was Windows 1.3
What is wrong with my internet?
Everything just sucks, damn my modem
Because of my lag, net surfing is a chore
It's all slow, and always will be.
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All the Chatroom names used above I just thought up as I went, any way you might have the exact (or close to) chatroom name like that. It's completely coincidental. Now if your name is Prissybritches and your dog did die......now that would be eerie.
I can't help that.
but I send in the message but it shows up too late,
whats the point in that?
I tell you I'm not trying to be a total jerk, I wish things would go faster.
What is wrong with my internet?
Everything just sucks, damn my modem
Because of all my lag, surfing's a chore
It's all slow, and always will be
I know, you love to beat me at online games
I can never win.
Because my character moves to choppy for gameplay
they all take advantage
And if everyone has cable or DSL, then I'll soon be blown to bits
What is wrong with my internet?
Everything just sucks, damn my modem
Because of all my lag, surfing's a chore
It's all slow, and always will be
And when I meet, someone online
their message 1 second, mine 29.
When I want pictures, to download here
Got to 10%, it's been a year.
What is wrong with my internet?
Everything just sucks, damn my modem
Because of all my lag, surfing's a chore
It's all slow, and always will be
Why do bother with the internet?
AOL 2.0, is the devil
Because of all my lag, everythings poor
Last upgrade, was Windows 1.3
What is wrong with my internet?
Everything just sucks, damn my modem
Because of my lag, net surfing is a chore
It's all slow, and always will be.
===
All the Chatroom names used above I just thought up as I went, any way you might have the exact (or close to) chatroom name like that. It's completely coincidental. Now if your name is Prissybritches and your dog did die......now that would be eerie.
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