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Song Parodies -> "Baxuz Baphomet"

Original Song Title:

"Astrud Astronette"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Baxuz Baphomet"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

Baxuz(derived from Croatian slang)=idiot,fool,failure
Baphomet=some demon,witch-god or something

Original->chick trapped in space
This spoof->chick trapped in Hell
20 years and 7 days
Since my soul got eternally damned
Kinda sucks,I gotta say
And what's with the deviled ham?

Memories dwindle, colors fade
This experience surely bites
Horny devils,fiery ring
Satan's got some kickass bling

The mind begins to blur (damnation)
The speech begins to slur (damnation)
Complexion turns to grey
But I can't run away

Baxuz Baphomet
Another one they will forget

Baxuz Baphomet

Jezebel was first in Hell
Then Judas came and took the spot
Then came men who crap they sell
I'm the first´╗┐ one they forgot

The mind begins to blur (damnation)
The speech begins to slur (damnation)
Can't say I wanna stay
This place is kinda gay

Baxuz Baphomet
Another one they will forget

Baxuz Baphomet

20 years and 7 days

Baxuz Baphomet
Another one they will forget

[repeat as much as you like,and fade]

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