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Song Parodies -> "Return Specialist"
Original Song Title:
"The Analyst"
Original Performer:
Delta Goodrem
Parody Song Title:
"Return Specialist"
Parody Written by:
Rocky Mak
The Lyrics
You see, I did a song solely about Devin Hester before, but since that parody 's lyrics didn't change much from the original (because all I did was changed 3 words), so I scrapped it. This is probably a bit better.
Prepare yourself to meet
A man who will not sleep
Returning every kickoff till the touchdowns are complete
Every deeper punts
I’ll run in every one
I’ll milk in extra 10 yards, now your nightmare’s just begun
Oh…
I’ll try to go back in time
I have the records now that Sayers had
Oh…
You’re trying to understand
Why am I a big return specialist?
Why I’m not a target for Kyle Orton?
Or I don’t rush like a running back
Waiting around till I make a big joke of this world
I’m a return specialist
Can you be sure I’m on attack?
Why my stats count as defense?
I wonder how you’ll pay me with a talent much like mine
I can’t afford to sleep
Our offense’s gotten weak
My moves’ been photographed, they get dissected, bit by bit.
But oh no
You’re squib kicking every time
Cutting the extra yards I could have had
Oh…
I’m trying to understand
Free me up. I’m more than a specialist
Silence skeptics with a 60-yard run
Trying to get more playing time
Waiting around till I get receiving touchdowns
I’m always a specialist
I’m always a specialist
Oh…
(Reliving the touchdowns he had
Not a moment for his secretive world)
Why am I a big return specialist?
Why I’m not a target for Kyle Orton?
Trying to get more playing time
Getting first downs, making you frown
Making you guys, look like a clown
Every snap, every down
But now I’m a specialist
A man who will not sleep
Returning every kickoff till the touchdowns are complete
Every deeper punts
I’ll run in every one
I’ll milk in extra 10 yards, now your nightmare’s just begun
Oh…
I’ll try to go back in time
I have the records now that Sayers had
Oh…
You’re trying to understand
Why am I a big return specialist?
Why I’m not a target for Kyle Orton?
Or I don’t rush like a running back
Waiting around till I make a big joke of this world
I’m a return specialist
Can you be sure I’m on attack?
Why my stats count as defense?
I wonder how you’ll pay me with a talent much like mine
I can’t afford to sleep
Our offense’s gotten weak
My moves’ been photographed, they get dissected, bit by bit.
But oh no
You’re squib kicking every time
Cutting the extra yards I could have had
Oh…
I’m trying to understand
Free me up. I’m more than a specialist
Silence skeptics with a 60-yard run
Trying to get more playing time
Waiting around till I get receiving touchdowns
I’m always a specialist
I’m always a specialist
Oh…
(Reliving the touchdowns he had
Not a moment for his secretive world)
Why am I a big return specialist?
Why I’m not a target for Kyle Orton?
Trying to get more playing time
Getting first downs, making you frown
Making you guys, look like a clown
Every snap, every down
But now I’m a specialist
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