Woman 1: (singing) I am Wonder Woman
Just lying in the grass
Throwing a cloud of dust
To places in the skies
Woman 2: (singing) I am Kristen Stewart
I'm crying right now
Girls unlike me don't know
That I love vampires
Woman 1: (singing) Tomorrow's life will be
A pain here in the neck
And I will go to heaven to
See the light of God
Woman 2: (singing) I'm talking all about
All the lights I'd like to see
And all the vampires don't know
I'll be flying up high!
Together: I'm With the Hatred
Right here in hell
Calling for help now
Isn't that swell
I can't take it all
Even if I'm dying
Because we're the hatred
Somebody help us
Man: (singing) My name is Jason Segel
And I am an actor so
Tears will be flowing down
To help someone else
My heart is still the same
I'm a man not a Muppet
I'm here to make your wish come true
From Heaven above
Women: (singing) I'm With the Hatred
Man: (singing) Get me a life
Women: (singing) Right here in hell
Man: (singing) Oh my frickin' god
Women: (singing) Calling for help now
Man: (singing) My soul goes on!
Women: (singing) Isn't that swell
Man: (singing) It ain't that right
Women: (singing) I can't take it all
Man: (singing) Me neither girls
Women: (singing) Even if I'm dying
Man: (singing) I will save you!
Women: (singing) Because we're the hatred
Man: (singing) Not anymore!
Together: Somebody help us!
(song ends)