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Song Parodies -> "16 Blood Splashed Knives"
Original Song Title:
"16 Military Wives"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Decemberists
Parody Song Title:
"16 Blood Splashed Knives"
Parody Written by:
Mike Hector
The Lyrics
A song of how ska is opposite of emo and its' only cure.
16 blood-splashed knives
32 scars of different shapes and size
Looking at my ceiling fan
Wondering, “When the Hell will my life end?”
17 stokes of the pen
All of which are all my only friends
How can I survive?
Should I just roll over and close my eyes?
Random Letters have cApItiaLs
Cause for you it is gone the urge to move on. Emo
Cause for you it is down, down down to the ground. Emo
EMO!!!!
And your favorite band on MTV goes
Cutty cut-cut cut…
Your favorite bands’ minds
Has had the same fate: Tortured by the knive
Will they solve their problem in time?
Or will they find themselves dead in bed by nine?
Sitting comfortable in your chair
Humbly watching, munching on a pear
Dozing from time to time
Suddenly it hits you like a giant wind chime
Most letters don’t have capitals
Cause im gonna move on, I won’t sing these songs no no!
Cause now it is Up all the way to the top, I leave now! I leave now!
And my favorite kind of music….is
Ska-da ska-da ska-da ska-e ska-e SKA! X2
The Fourteen guys I met
And I work with all have talent
No more depressing lyrics
Now the longest thing I touch are drum STICKS
No I don’t Suck Testicles!
Cause now I hear ska, all my problems are gone its true
And if we all did this, the entire world be in TRUCE! In truce!
And my favorite kind of music…is
Ska-da ska-da ska-da ska-e ska-e ska X6
32 scars of different shapes and size
Looking at my ceiling fan
Wondering, “When the Hell will my life end?”
17 stokes of the pen
All of which are all my only friends
How can I survive?
Should I just roll over and close my eyes?
Random Letters have cApItiaLs
Cause for you it is gone the urge to move on. Emo
Cause for you it is down, down down to the ground. Emo
EMO!!!!
And your favorite band on MTV goes
Cutty cut-cut cut…
Your favorite bands’ minds
Has had the same fate: Tortured by the knive
Will they solve their problem in time?
Or will they find themselves dead in bed by nine?
Sitting comfortable in your chair
Humbly watching, munching on a pear
Dozing from time to time
Suddenly it hits you like a giant wind chime
Most letters don’t have capitals
Cause im gonna move on, I won’t sing these songs no no!
Cause now it is Up all the way to the top, I leave now! I leave now!
And my favorite kind of music….is
Ska-da ska-da ska-da ska-e ska-e SKA! X2
The Fourteen guys I met
And I work with all have talent
No more depressing lyrics
Now the longest thing I touch are drum STICKS
No I don’t Suck Testicles!
Cause now I hear ska, all my problems are gone its true
And if we all did this, the entire world be in TRUCE! In truce!
And my favorite kind of music…is
Ska-da ska-da ska-da ska-e ska-e ska X6
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Emo themes are well-done territory, but this had some really interesting and unique lines in it. Good work, Mike.
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