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Song Parodies -> "Chef een ze Room"
Original Song Title:
"Shelf in the Room"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Days of the New
Parody Song Title:
"Chef een ze Room"
Parody Written by:
2nz
The Lyrics
OenS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcPVhKszXjY
Thanksgiving we maken gobbla gobbla veet Crannenbungschus. Hokey Dokey.
Thanksgiving we maken gobbla gobbla veet Crannenbungschus. Hokey Dokey.
Ze key ees Ze bork-hen
And bork-bork spice
Know ven to sharpen
And ven to bork-bork dice (yeah skee doo)
Ze chef een ze room
A Swedish guy
He’ll throw his spoons
So cover your eyes
Flappen-jack
Croonchy Stars (stars)
He takes der tongs off ze flo-o-or
Recipes veet pots
Und plenty fire
Up een smoke
It ees hokey-doke
Ze chef een ze room
He vears bow ties
Und hardly grooms
His uni-brow eyes
Ze chef een ze room
Make kitchens boom
Slapstick doom
For ze chef een ze room
(repeat x4)
Shreeper veet
Crannenbungschus
Cakensmoosch
Gobbla veet
Know ven to oven
Know vat ze oven for
Begheeb een me cookeeng
Den beency-bouncy on ze floor
Fleepenflop turkey (oh)
He get away (oh)
Get een pot
Until gobbla hot
(yeah-skee-doo)
Ze chef een ze room
A Swedish guy
He’ll throw his spoons
So cover your eyes
Ze chef een ze room
Make powder ploom
Slapstick doom
For ze chef een ze room
(yeah-skee)
(repeat x6)
Shreeper veet
Crannenbungschus
Cakensmoosch
Gobbla veet
Ze key ees der cooken
And bork-bork meat
Ze chef in ze room
He make for you a treat
And bork-bork spice
Know ven to sharpen
And ven to bork-bork dice (yeah skee doo)
Ze chef een ze room
A Swedish guy
He’ll throw his spoons
So cover your eyes
Flappen-jack
Croonchy Stars (stars)
He takes der tongs off ze flo-o-or
Recipes veet pots
Und plenty fire
Up een smoke
It ees hokey-doke
Ze chef een ze room
He vears bow ties
Und hardly grooms
His uni-brow eyes
Ze chef een ze room
Make kitchens boom
Slapstick doom
For ze chef een ze room
(repeat x4)
Shreeper veet
Crannenbungschus
Cakensmoosch
Gobbla veet
Know ven to oven
Know vat ze oven for
Begheeb een me cookeeng
Den beency-bouncy on ze floor
Fleepenflop turkey (oh)
He get away (oh)
Get een pot
Until gobbla hot
(yeah-skee-doo)
Ze chef een ze room
A Swedish guy
He’ll throw his spoons
So cover your eyes
Ze chef een ze room
Make powder ploom
Slapstick doom
For ze chef een ze room
(yeah-skee)
(repeat x6)
Shreeper veet
Crannenbungschus
Cakensmoosch
Gobbla veet
Ze key ees der cooken
And bork-bork meat
Ze chef in ze room
He make for you a treat
Copyrighten Glen Shtollenborchger
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What language is that? I loved The Muppet Show as a kid. I was always thinking about doing a parody of The Seeker called The Beaker, I guess I'll have to work on it. 555 Sveedish Meataballs für dü.
Durp de durp de durp.... Loved the Swedish chef as well, and this was pretty classic, I want to do a "Cherub Rock" parody called "Fraggle Rock".
Thanks for coming out McKludge. Most of the stuff in here is real words as they are pronounced by the Chef, so... Swedish-ish I think. Beaker rules, and I'd love to see it once it's done.
And thanks Matt, de durp to you as well. That also sounds like an excellent idea.
Oh, if you like muppets, you may also enjoy this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LDd-9t1BEQ
Great parody of a mostly forgotten band and song.
Your use of sound in writing was superb, very funny. Short lines like this are hard to work with, they can actually be harder to work with than longer lines. Very well done Glen.
DKTOS, but don't care, this was funny all by itself. Ya hey der!
(ABC) My comment back in 2008 was when I couldnt access Youtube and read parodies at the same time. Now I have listened AND read, I love this even more...you nicely matched the singer's mushy mouth to the mushy mouth of der Chef. (Damn, did this band ever hear of Alice In Chains, or what?!)
This is a great one! I love the Muppets and you totally embodied the character in this parody! Very well done!
I remember the Swedish chef, you can never really understand what he say.
Never heard the OS before, but this was a fun read. I love the Swedish Chef (who doesn't?) and I liked how you took creative liberties with the Swedish(?) language to rhyme with the OS. Nice work ork-bork-bork
I loved listening to this in my head in the voice of the Swedish Chef. Well done...looking forward to the video of you acting this out in the kitchen :)
(ABC) No-one may know what the herdy-gerdy the Chef is saying, but damn if he doesn't make a hilarious base for a fantastic parody? 555 borks!
(ABC) This concept is gold, LOVE THE SWEDISH CHEF! The OS didn't give you much room to ply though. Still awesome though!
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