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Song Parodies -> "Quid Pro Quo"

Original Song Title:

"Play"

Original Performer:

David Banner

Parody Song Title:

"Quid Pro Quo"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

From the perspective of really ignorant boss
C’mon girl, a secretary’s gotta know her place
Good luck tryna prove a prima facie case
C’mon girl, a secretary’s gotta know her place
Good luck tryna prove a prima facie case
Get a raise for it
Get a raise for it
Get a raise for it
Get a raise for it
Get a raise for it
Quid pro quo
C’mon girl
Overwork the associates like I’m better than them, girl
Work it like a Manager straight bought you some pearls
Don’t want to see you talk in the others by the water cooler
A Manager can fire, what you think they promoted me for
I'ma grope that associate up
You wait till late enough, I might write you up
Tic-y-tic-y-tic-y, goes the office wall clock
Quid Pro Quo
C’mon girl
Uh, I want to see your legs shake
Take you to HR, we can talk on our lunch break
Uh, demote you til your ass ache
Think about your choice right now, girl,
(Uh uh) Beg for a Manager, grab you in the office
stop worrying about them other coworkers
It's me in your cubicle
Quid pro quo
C’mon girl
C’mon girl, a secretary’s gotta know her place
Good luck tryna prove a prima facie case
C’mon girl, a secretary’s gotta know her place
Good luck tryna prove a prima facie case
Get a raise for it
Get a raise for it
Get a raise for it
Get a raise for it
Get a raise for it
Quid pro quo
C’mon girl
Clock out and you're feeling good, shake it all off
Catch you by the door, because I am the Boss
You’re stayin’ till 10 girl, stick it on out
I'm feeling real needy girl, bring your friends
I can get them a job like 1, 2, 3
It ain't nothin' to a District Manager, girl, play with the numbers
Make it up, go on, ask your girl, Sheryl
Bring your clipboard
C’mon girl
And I'ma make 'em all leave
Creepy like almost went to jail creepy
I'ma beat it like Mike when he got acquitted
Work it, work it, work it, til you make that associate scream
My office is to the right, move your cubicle to the left
Work it all day til your ass outta breath
I ain't tripping on ya baby, You know us suits run the world?
Quid pro quo
C’mon girl
C’mon girl, a secretary’s gotta know her place
Good luck tryna prove a prima facie case
C’mon girl, a secretary’s gotta know her place
Good luck tryna prove a prima facie case
Get a raise for it
Get a raise for it
Get a raise for it
Get a raise for it
Get a raise for it
Quid pro quo
C’mon girl
Bring it on over, lemme see you after work
Work your schedule around it girl, I love it like that
Crazy ass boss, freakin’ crazy assistant manager
Lemme take ya home, lemme show you to my Mom
Then you flip the bird, stick your tongue out your mouth
You make a Manager want to fire your ass on the spot
While we're still in the cubicle, show your boss man love
Quid pro quo
C’mon girl
Go on and hold the elevator door
Open up wide, lemme show you what's it made for
Uh, I press my finger, on all the buttons
Lemme see you play, play with the buttons
Damn, cause your ass so chunky
was that you, sweety, cause I love it when it's funky
Don’t you know us suits run the world?
Quid pro quo

C’mon girl, a secretary’s gotta know her place
Good luck tryna prove a prima facie case
C’mon girl, a secretary’s gotta know her place
Good luck tryna prove a prima facie case
Get a raise for it
Get a raise for it
Get a raise for it
Get a raise for it
Get a raise for it
Quid pro quo
C’mon girl
Quid pro quo
C’mon girl

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