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Song Parodies -> "Flush"

Original Song Title:

"Crush"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

David Archuleta

Parody Song Title:

"Flush"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Original Song: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yff9nCctMkg
I just ate dinner tonight
Something wasn't feeling right way deep inside
It wasn't fun, had to run
So I ran with urgency
Ran to the bathroom, closed the door behind me
It's just too much, way too much

Why did I keep eating all that food?
Now I'm in here and I must let loose
I finish and wipe
There's a surprise
And I think you should know

Man it really stinks, and I wish you won't
Go into that room and look at the throne
Cause I think that I had plugged it up
Cause now it doesn't just want to flush
You must catch your breath, and if I were you
I would move away, cause it will scar you
'Cause I'm trying, trying to clear the drain
But it will not flush, I'm walking away
Walking away

And it never crossed my mind
I keep going, going, can't stop, when will it end?
Is there more? Please no more.
And now it's flowing from the tank
Now I'm afraid that if I just keep adding, then it will last

Last forever, forever


Man it really stinks, and I wish you won't
Go into that room and look at the throne
Cause I think that I had plugged it up
Cause now it doesn't just want to flush
You must catch your breath, and if I were you
I would move away, cause it will scar you
'Cause I'm trying, trying to clear the drain
But it will not flush, I'm walking away
Walking away


Why did I keep eating all that food?
(Why did I keep eating)
Now I'm in here and I must let loose
(In here and I must let loose)
So I finish and wipe
(So I wipe)
There's a surprise
(A surprise)
And I think you should know

Man it really stinks, and I wish you won't
Go into that room and look at the throne
Cause I think that I had plugged it up
Cause now it doesn't just want to flush
You must catch your breath, and if I were you
I would move away, cause it will scar you
'Cause I'm trying, trying to clear the drain
But it will not flush, I'm walking away
Walking away
Can't clear the drain
Walking away

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