-> "Cable Free Man"
Original Song Title:
"One Woman Man"
Parody Song Title:
"Cable Free Man"
Since cable boomed in the eighties
Many, many networks
That I cant wait to get a taste of
I really loved HBO
Catchin my favorite movies
With all my members of my family
Everything went perfectly right
Then it got all out of hand
Cable bills rising every dang month!
Now I've built up my heinous rage
Now I'm feeling real ashamed
Giving me an ache
God's big boiling sake
It's simply painful
Cable's taking on the greed
Money doesn't grow from a seed
I'm stopping this once and for all
Shifting to some cheaper things
Snip coaxial coming from the wall
And become a Cable-free man!
I hated buying some Rabbit Ears!
TV sometimes is fuzzed,
That's when I switched to better signals
I hated bad picture quality
Uneasy as one-two-three
Tedious back then!
But there's alternatives for me
I can really stream-online
I don't watch TV very often
Or I can surf the internet
and watch some programs from there
Cause I'm saving my money!
DirecTV would be good to have
When I try to save more, ooooh naw
(But when it turned out, I found
out myself that it'd be simply no good)
Cable's a big old pain in the a$$!
The end of this story, no crass involved at all!
Refrain (til fade)
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