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Song Parodies -> "Bad Disguise"

Original Song Title:

"No Surprise"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bad Disguise"

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The Lyrics

a secret agent has a lot off trouble finding disguises that actually work. To be honest, he's not the brightest crayon in the box either.
Intro: That won’t work…
That’s not right…

Verse 1: Been changing clothes for hours, tried that and this
And now I think that there’s nothing I’ve missed
And as I’m trying wigs on, and none of them fits
And I’m not letting my target dismiss
My cover is a mailman
Should’ve taped my gun between my thighs

Chorus: A bad disguise and my cover is blowing
I can’t believe that I’m alive today
Yeah plus the bottom of my real hair was showing
But I know next time I’ll sure get a good disguise

Verse 2: This mask I have is melting, darn that Chinese stuff
Now I have to make up a good bluff
“I have a skin disorder”, well that’s good enough
I can’t wait ‘til I put that man in cuffs
I’ll search for information
I am such a secret agent spy

Chorus: A bad disguise and my cover is blowing
I can’t believe that I’m alive today
There’s something here that is info worth knowing
There’s nothing here to make my sideburns stay
A bad disguise is so burden bestowing
All these prosthetics sure can get in the way
Yeah plus the bottom of my real hair was showing
But I know next time I’ll sure get a good disguise

Bridge: My favorite face I used to wear
Is an old man with long grey hair
That has been spied and compromised
That’s why it is a bad, a bad disguise

Verse 3: And now that I’ve been captured and I can’t get out
I bet a disguise could free me no doubt
So I put on a guard suit
It’s easier to fool some foolish eyes

Chorus: A good disguise that will make me a hero
I can’t believe this is working today
Yeah to the eye I am a hard man to zero
But then they realize, I find it’s a bad disguise

Outro: My favorite suit I used to strut
Came with a beard and a big gut
The smoking gun that tells some lies
I was framed this time, I find it’s a bad disguise
December 25, 2011 Merry Christmas :). Please rate and COMMENT :)!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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 5   5

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Porfle Popnecker - December 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Fun parody!
Chris Bodily TM - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I couldn't wrap my head around the pacing, but the lyrics were clever and amusing. "I have a skin disorder" lol "My real hair was showing" lol Great stuff. 455
Abbott Skelding - January 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice work, never been a huge of a Daughtry fan..but this was a fun read with an interesting story.
Matthias - January 22, 2012 - Report this comment
There were some really funny lines in here but like Chris said the pacing kind lost me on this one. I mean it paced but I think changing up all the rhymes kinda threw it off for me. Not bad though, Very funny.
Glen S - January 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Very inventive idea. And good matchups to a song that makes a parody more difficult. Nice.
bobpiecheese - January 30, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Like the others said, this was a bit tricky to pace, but I managed. Seriously one of the more inventive parodies I've ever read, really great stuff. 555!
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, I figured any pacing issue was just a bad disguise for the original song :)

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