I was going to say
We had a nice day
Our love was heaven sent
Then we went to bed, you and me
And it went downhill from there

I just need to get some sleep tonight
But somethings wrong and I don't know why
You're snoring away, snoring away
It sounds like you're sawing wood

Loudest thing I've ever heard, hands down
Please roll over,
Just stop making all that sound
Please roll over,
Wear two pairs of earplugs just to drown it out
Your snores are killing me
Come on now would you just
Please roll over

You're keeping me awake
And I cannot take
Hearing this all night
BreatheRight strip, put this on
Before I kick you out

You know I'm trying everything
What is wrong with your breathing?
You're snoring away, snoring away
It sounds like your sawing wood
And you sure are sawing good.

Didn't your mom ever say you were this loud?
Please roll over,
I just can't ignore that awful sound
Please roll over
So stinkin loud it could drown out a crowd
Your snoring's killin me
Please, please if just this once
Please roll over

How'd it get to be this way?
Just get out, just get out
Stop thinking only of yourself
Just get out.

Please roll over
Just stop making all that sound
Please roll over
Got a pillow on my head just to drown it out
Your snores are killing me
Why aren't you listening...
Please roll over

Hi there Rover
Please scoot over
Yes I would rather sleep
In a doghouse built for one
Good night Rover