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Song Parodies -> "Pants Down"

Original Song Title:

"Hands Down"

Original Performer:

Dashboard Confessionals

Parody Song Title:

"Pants Down"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

The Lyrics

Although I have never gone streaking, I have always found this activity quite interesting. Thus, it deserves a song.
Don't act so cool.
Don't act so fresh.
It's not that hard
To bare your flesh.

You will get scared.
So take your time.
It's nothing but
A harmless crime.

Take off your shoes
Your socks are next.
Streaking is not
Streaking is not that complex.

My clothes are still on
But I'll soon be naked.
So lets get naked.
What do you say, kid?

My stomach hurts. My nerves aren't strong.
The tension's rising.
That's not surprising.
You won't have that for long.

The cops are nigh. You hear the siren?
We will be fined cuz we're uncovered.
Chase us if they must, but we won't give up.
They won't get a hold.
Man, I am so cold.

Stay quiet, stay near. Please don't touch my rear,
Cuz I am so cold.

My clothes are still on,
But I see you're naked.
Should I get naked?
I doubt I'll make it.

If I undress, I'll slow us down.
The cops will catch us.
Then they will snatch us,
And throw us all in jail.

Pants down, this is the choice that I have
Decided to make. Was it a mistake for me
To get all undressed.
And run with the whole crowd
While all of the cops are right on each of our heels.
And the whole neighborhood is standing by their front doors
As they gawk at us all together.

The streets were packed,
And the cops closed in,
But we sprinted—nudist marathon.

And I knew as we ran through the streets of the town
We should have waited for night fall.

But we all
What's demented.
What's demented.

And I now
What's demented.

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 12

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Johnny D - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Bob, but lots of neat lines here, like "Streaking is not that complex" !!

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