Song Parodies -> "Fright (Halloween)"

Original Song Title:

"Light"

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Original Performer:

"Fright (Halloween)"

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The Lyrics

I've written a parody about a popular Halloween activity: haunted houses.

Fright, it snickers
My fright, traveling down my spine
Such sensation

I have been scared, I have been spooked
And I feel I need to puke
I will blame it all on you

Fright, it jitters
My fright, closing my eyes tight
Aggravation
Let's get out, give me some room to run
Let's get out, of course I had no fun

I have been scared, I have been spooked
And I feel I need to puke
I will blame it all on you

Went to a house that's haunted
Something I never wanted
I think that I just heard a "Boo!"
A "Boo!"
A "Boo!"
A "Boo!"
A "Boo!"
A "Boo!"
A "Boo!"

Fright, it's bitter
My fright, when I stand this close
To this skeleton
Holy crap, I just peed in my pants
Holy crap, I hear a bunch of chants

I have been scared, I have been spooked
And I feel I need to puke
I will blame it all on you

For something Halloweenie
You made me really queasy
I swear, I'll blame it all on you
Blame you
You Jew
You're screwed

Ooh, ooh, ooh
You poo
I'll sue
You doo-doo-doo

No way, this wasn't funny
It's such a waste of money
I swear that I just heard a "Boo!"
A "Boo!"
A "Boo!"
A "Boo!"
A "Boo! Boo! Boo!"

It snickers
It jitters
It flitters

Ooh, ooh
Blame you
I'll sue
You doo-doo-doo

I'm scarred

Note: "Jew" was the only thing I could think of that rhymed. Don't crucify me! :-)

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