I've been thinking
On how to write a parody
About "Strange Relationship"
Ever since the beginning
Of this Darren newsletter
But my mind just drew a blank
Keep coming up with subjects
But none of them seem to ever really work
So I wrote another

Sorry about this parody
Really don't think you should take a peek
Something so bad that it feels so terribly wrong
I'll keep going on
Sorry about this parody
Thank God that I'm not charging a fee
Because I know that I'll go out of business
Declare bankruptcy

Let me just say
Yeah
That it took me oh so lo-ong
To make fun of this damn so-ong
And how so many
Yeah, yeah
Different copies I went through
Believe me it was more than two-oo
Broke free of those brain farts
But all I tried to do was modify the song
And I can't contain it

Sorry about this parody
You should have seen the other fifty
Some were bad and some were even worse
I needed a nurse
After watching discovery
I learned about the birds and the bees
And proceeded to write a parody
Of their mating acts

I can't think of anything worse
Puke in a purse
I'm sorry that's the only thing that could rhyme
Maybe I should mime?
May I suggest that I stop wasting your time?
And now I'm almost done with the first track
I am the Mack
No going back
I'm almost done
Oh yes I'm sick of this damn song

I was thinking
Yeah
On how to write a parody
About "Strange Relationship"

Sorry about this parody
How many times have I said, "Sorry"?
Should I just go on and quit this gig?
I hope you say no
Sorry about this parody
I hope that it got you amused
But even so I'm gonna have to stop
And end it right here