Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Bidet"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Day"

Original Performer:

Daniel Powter

Parody Song Title:

"Bidet"

Parody Written by:

John LaGue

The Lyrics

Where is the dampness when we need it the most?
You kick up the lid, and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue stream's faded to gray
They tell me your water's gone away
And I don't need no crappin on
Stand in the line just to squat a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your streams been way off line
You're fallin to pieces every time
And I don't need no crappin on
'Cause you had a bidet
You're taking a poop
You sing a sad song just to squeeze it all out
You say it doesn’t smell
You know it does don’t lie
You work at a smile, and you go for a ride
You had a bidet
The underwear don't lie
You're coming back wet, and you really don't mind
You had a bidet
You had a bidet
Well you need a blue stream holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no crappin on
you had a bidet
You're taking a poop
You sing a sad song just to squeeze it all out
You say it doesn’t smell
You know it does don’t lie
You work at a smile, and you go for a ride
You had a bidet
The underwear don't lie
You're coming back wet, and you really don't mind
You had a bidet
Sometimes the system goes on the blink, and the whole thing it turns out
Wrong
You might not make it back and you know that you could be well, oh, that
Strong
And I'm not wrong
So where is the water when you need it the most?
Oh, you and I
You kick up the lid and the magic is lost
'Cause you had a bidet
You're taking a poop
You sing a sad song just to squeeze it all out
You say it doesn’t smell
You know it does don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bidet
You see what you like
And how does it feel one more time?
You had a bidet
You had a bidet (had a bidet, had a bidet, had a bidet)
johnlague.com https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zobM4Q_joU&feature=youtu.be

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/danielpowter73.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 326