Where is the money when you need it the most
You gotta pay this bill, or your pretty much toast
She’s sitting there bored reading Morgan Kane
They tell me her passion's gone away
And I don't need no ramblin' on

You talk to her just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile and you wish you could go
You tell me she was a blind date you met online
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no ramblin' on

Because you had a bad date
From there it went down
She doesn’t want you back, there’s no turning around
You say you don't know
But really don’t lie
you came a half-hour late though you said that you tried
You had a bad date
Wore a polka dot tie
You're not coming back and she really doesn’t mind
You had a bad date
You had a bad date

Really the whole thing just kinda turned gray
The point is she laughs at what you say
And I don't need no ramblin' on

Because you had a bad date
Got mugged by a clown
She doesn’t want you back, there’s no turning around
You say you don't know
But really don’t lie
you came a half-hour late though you said that you tried
You had a bad date
Wore a polka dot tie
You're not coming back and she really doesn’t mind
You had a bad date

(Oooh.. What a day..)

She wanted to leave before you could even blink
And the whole thing turned out wrong
She told about her ex in a motorcycle pack
That you could be well oh that strong
And she was wrong

(yeah...)

Where is the money when you need it the most
Oh ate a fly
You gotta pay this bill, or your pretty much toast

Because you had a bad date
Dropped her phone on the ground
She doesn’t want you back, there’s no turning around
You say you don't know
But really don’t lie
you came a half-hour late though you said that you tried
You had a bad date
So she said goodbye
So how does it feel to be spit in your eye
You had a bad date
You had a bad date