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Song Parodies -> "Bad [--?--]"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Day"

Original Performer:

Daniel Powter

Parody Song Title:

"Bad [--?--]"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Why take responsibility for your actions when you can blame.....??
Stop for a moment to hear my sad tale
I try to succeed but I'm programmed to fail
I tell you that I won't take the blame,
It seems my excuse is pretty lame:
My body parts keep doin' wrong!

I'm down at the station, and charged with assault
I told the policeman it wasn't my fault...
It's not like I live a life of crime
But maybe I'll soon be doin' time
Hey, please don't throw me in pri-son!!

Because I've got a bad leg
In fact, I've got two
These criminal limbs do what they wanna do!
I saw this big jerk
My legs, they moved fast
The next thing I knew, they were kickin' his ass!
My nasty, bad legs
That just wouldn't stop
Decided to freeze when patrol cars turned up
I got a bad leg...
(And) another bad leg

A long "orange jumpsuit holiday",
Because all my organs misbehave
I think it's time I tell ya more...

I've got a bad mouth
That likes smokin' dope
My fingers are bad: prostitutes, they will grope
You need to know why
I'm constantly broke
I've got a bad nose, so I plug it with coke
I've got a bad hand
The right, not the left
It hangs from my wrist while partaking in theft
I'm in a bad way!
(oooooh...I've been betrayed)

Sometimes my brain'll try hard to think
But it always gets things wrong
Add booze to the equation, and soon
I could be pissin' on your lawn
While readin' porn...yeah!

I watch what I eat, exercise and sleep well
So why oh why
Does my bad anatomy put me through hell?

Yeah, I've got a bad ear
That's why I ignore
Commands issued by the long arm of the law
I've got a bad knee
It's full of great wrath
Make sure that your groin doesn't get in its path
My rotten, bad feet
They make me take flight
To womens' bedroom windows each night
I'm sorry I spy...
I've got a bad eye

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 13

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Lionel Mertens - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice to see your back in top form. 5's
Matthias - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Welcome back Kristof. Now do the song that I challenged you to do in the "Amiright Challenge Thread thingy" in case you haven't seen it hopefully you will see this comment I challenged you to parody "Bad Romance" by Lady GaGa (since you've been away during the big Lady GaGa rise),
LittleHoTweet - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Lord Kristoff, ~Duke o Tilted Kilts ~ always admire a " BadGuy " . . ..
Jeff Reuben - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds like the CW Frog ("Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my ragtime gal") got into your bad legs (suddenly stopping when the police show up). Good to see you around!
Lee - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL. I love this one. 5's.
Jonathan S. - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Have you been watching Rod Serling's Night Gallery? This parody reminds me a lot of an episode I recently saw called "The Hand Of Borgus Weems" where a man claimed to have a right hand that was evil and made him try to kill people, and it eventually started to take control of his legs and brain and whatnot.
But I digress. Fives to you, off-kilter kilted one.
Phil N - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Welcome back
Phil Alexander - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
:-) Sounds like you need a holiday at some German spa
McKludge - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
I'd applaud your efforts, but my hands and arms are just not good today. In fact, I can barely make the clicks to give you fives.
norCalDiva - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
^ Lord McLewd above^ what might be the cause of your aching strong arms today, sir ? ? ? . . . had too much " WeakEnd " with your DitkaDIVA ? ??
Jack Wilson - June 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Awesome as usual Kristof!

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