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Song Parodies -> "Bad Lay"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Day"

Original Performer:

Daniel Powter

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Lay"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Kristof Robertson and white trash. Peace out, dudes.
Bedroom excitement we needed to boost;
(You can’t get too hot reading Borges and Proust…)
We checked out “The Art of Ecstasy”--
As soon as we finished Chapter 3
Then we commenced to barin’ all!

We ripped off our clothes and did yoga for hours;
And acted out nude scenes from both “Austin Powers;”
We gave Hindu names t’ our private parts,
Blindfolded each other in the dark
But damn, the sex went horribly wrong!

So we had a bad lay,
You shaved your lowdown,
You wore a plaid thong but you turned it around!
Some things we don’t know;
They say improvise,
I gave you massage with some garlicky fries!
We had a bad lay,
At least we weren’t bored--
But when we laid down bubble wrap on the floor,
We had a bad lay!

A REALLY bad lay!

(Piano solo, uncomfortable squishing and popping noises)

When we needed lube, tried hollandaise--
Resorted to rancid butter spray,
And fried goat cheese don’t turn me on!

You slathered paté,
It made your buns brown,
It kind of felt wrong, we belatedly found!
I sprayed you with Coke,
My tongue you don’t like,
Banana’s too cold and persimmons too ripe!
We had a bad lay,
You bound me with twine,
At Abu Ghuraib, woulda been a new crime!
We had a bad lay…

Even Viagra’s timing can stink
And the hole thing turns out wrong!
I bite your naked rack and your toes
Were caked with steamed clams oh so strong--
And my poor schlong, yeah…

So where is the passion when you’re feelin’ just gross?
Don’t you deny
Victoria’s Secret and the Frederick’s costs!

‘Cuz we had a bad lay,
I wore your nightgown,
We boned a sad frog, he was jerkin’ around!
You say the book blows--
I tell you, “No lie!”
We freak for a while but we’re drawin’ some flies!
We had a bad lay,
With bagels and lox,
The hummus congealed, my colon’s blocked!

We had a bad lay!
A REALLY bad lay!
Had a bad lay!
Aaaaaaaargh…..had a bad lay!
Aaaaaaaargh…..had a bad lay!
©Bob "Bush Doctorin'" Gomez 2008

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Matthias - September 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounds like you and your lover were just having a "Bad Day". This was good, and it's great to see you back Bob!
Bob Gomez - September 29, 2008 - Report this comment
A REALLY bad day. Thanks, Matthias, it's great to be back!
direct from Abrab Grab - September 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Kinky dude !
Bob Gomez - September 29, 2008 - Report this comment
The pleasure was not mine. d;:^(
Red Ant - September 29, 2008 - Report this comment
"We gave Hindu names t’ our private parts" lmao. Great work on this, Bob. 5s
Bob Gomez - September 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant. I am not kidding about that one. The book I am referring to in this parody is actually called "The Art of Sexual Ecstasy" by Margot Anand, who is a teacher of tantric practices. In her book, she suggests that we refer to our private parts in the third person, as, "My vajra would like to be covered with mushroom soup right now" or "My yoni feels neglected by your vajra lately." Fun stuff!
Invisible Boy - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow...this is so funny. I laughed my lingam off!!
I once attempted to write about a similar topic
Bob Gomez - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Glad you and your lingam enjoyed it. Thanks. Funny thing about the video, he is sort of a pouter, isn't he?

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