Lucky Charms are not good with buttered toast
The Captain crunch leaves cavities in my jaws
The Trix rabbit never goes away
Though his cereal's gay anyway
They made one once of Pokemon

You stand in the line just to get something though
You know the taste is not worth it at all, so
You ask for something that's along the line
With sugar and corn flakes every time
Well don't ask me, ask Tony on

Cause you want Frosted Flakes
You're chewing them down
It takes you real long just to savor them now
I bet you want more
Each time that you try
Each time that you try sugar found in your diet
You know they're gr-reat
I would rather die
Than try to eat something that tastes like behind
So have Frosted Flakes
Cause they are gr-reat!

Cookie crisps are cookies anyway
At least they're not part corn, so touché
But they have too much sugar on

Cause you want Frosted Flakes
You're chewing them down
It takes you real long just to savor them now
I bet you want more
Each time that you try
Each time that you try sugar found in your diet
You know they're gr-reat
I would rather die
Than try to eat something that tastes like behind
So have Frosted Flakes

(They're, Gr-r-r-reat!)

Sometimes when you're done the milk you drink
After the cereals gone
It might not even have carbs that low
Because you need them to grow up strong
I know I'm wrong

(yeah...)

So where is that Tiger with that red ascot
Tony the Tie
It kicks the crap out of that dumb Coco Puffs

Cause you want Frosted Flakes
You're chewing them down
It takes you real long just to savor them now
I bet you want more
Each time that you try
Each time that you try sugar found in your diet
You know they're gr-reat
I would rather die
Than try to eat something that tastes like behind
So have Frosted Flakes
Cause they are gr-reat!