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Song Parodies -> "Feet Made Of Clay"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Day"

Original Performer:

Daniel Powter

Parody Song Title:

"Feet Made Of Clay"

Parody Written by:

Linda Terhune

The Lyrics

Dedicated to all the far left wacko extremists nut cases... If it were not true, I would say so
Where's The Real Backbone We Needed The Most?
Bill Faces Bin and His Senses Are Lost
You Tell us you Want To Cut And Run
Leave Our Allies to Fight - How Come
We Don't Need your Carryin' On...

Your Morals Are Shot - At An All Time New Low
You're Anti-God Baby Killers You Know?
You Sound Egocentric All The Time
Your Whining Just Isn't Worth A Dime
We Don't Need Your Carryin' On...

Cuz You've Feet Made Of Clay
Your Noses Are Brown
You Ain't Very Strong - Wear A Permanent Frown
Your Morals Are Low
You Cry and You Cry
You Best President Is A Playboy Who Lied
You Promote the Gay
There's Nothing You Like
Your Weak on Defense and Really Just Blind
You Can't Even Pray
Hell's What You Will Pay

So Sick On Your Whining Every Day
So Full of Hot Air In All You Say
Sick Of Hearing You Carry On

Lib's Feet Made Of Clay
Their Noses Are Brown
They Ain'T Very Strong - Wear a Permanent Frown
Their Morals Are Low
They Cry and They Cry
Their Best President is a Playboy Who Lied
They Promote the Gay
There's Nothing They Like
They're Weak on Defense And Really Just Blind
They Can't Even Pray

(Oooh.. God Betray)

They'd Rather the System Goes On The Blink
And For Us Things Turn out Wrong
They Just Want the Votes Cuz They Know
That Their Platform's Not So Strong
And I'm NOT Wrong

(Yeah...)

Where's Dem's Real Backbone We Needed The Most?
Between you and I
They're Tossing A Fit Cuz They've Most Often Lost

Dem's Feet Made Of Clay
Their Noses Are Brown
They Ain't Very Strong - Wear A Permanent Frown
Their Morals Are Low
They Cry and They Cry
Their Best President Is A Playboy Who Lied
They Promote the Gay
There's Nothing They Like
They're Weak On Defense And Really Just Blind

They Can't Even Pray
Hell's What They Will Pay
Ooo
Dem's Feet Made Of Clay

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 23

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thayer - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
It's obvious you're a psycho with an anti-democrat vendetta, but the pacing isn't that off for most of it so I can't dock you there;.
Linda - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
thayer - - - - - - - Obvious huh hot shot? The pacing IS right, thanks for the bone - but I don't really care about the voting scores here, they are meaningless. Nice criticism work too! Calling me a psycho is very helpful â€" good job!
Michael Pacholek - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Calling you a psycho ain't gonna do a damn bit of good if you don't get treatment for it. In case you've been living under a rock... Okay, Take 2: In case you've been living on Mars... Okay, Take 3: In case you haven't been paying attention, Mark Foley is a Republican, and he was preying on underage Congressional pages, and his Republican buddies covered up for him. You can talk about the morals of the Democrats as soon as the Chicago Cubs win the Super Bowl. And isn't it just like a right-wing fanatic to say that votes are meaningless? Of course, it'll be hard for you to back that up, unless your brother is Governor. And if keeping score isn't important, why play the game? After all, it's not like you're winning. Compared to you, Alex Rodriguez is a winner. Hell, compared to you, Harold Stassen is a winner. (At least he was an honest Republican, except about his chances.)
The Fair and Balancesheeted Opinion - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't think Linda is a psycho, she's just having bad luck when she's trying to think for herself. A lot of bad luck... :-)

Now we know why Republican politicians are using so much money on building big high standard prisons and so little money on new schools, they know they don't ever have to go back to school...
linda - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
The Fair and Balancesheeted Opinion - That didn't make any sense... but for some reason, I am not surprised.
Jason - October 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Calm down people!
Slander? - October 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Now that's some list linda, or ar you just raising your voice because you have weak facts, for one "affiliation with the man boy love association" sounds like liable slander unless you can back it up with proof. I suggest the webmaster take the whole list away so he won't have to go to prison together with you and Mark Foley.
Linda - October 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Slander? --- NONE of it is slander, even if you do not like the FACTS! GAD, the truth really hurts you off the wall libs in here. You can't take it. Oh it is fine if accusations are made of the right and what they knew or didn't know (without proof) but EVERYTHING I wrote was true ---all of it. Is freedom of speech a prob. for you too - if it is not what you want to hear? HYPOCRITES! Look it all up, all of it. You must keep your head up Moore's arse too far to know what is real and what is just propaganda and lies. (well, you may be afraid to look it up... and that would not surprise me) - have your mommy do it for you
John - October 15, 2006 - Report this comment
True - none of it is slander. Since slander is spoken. The word for the printed word is 'libel" (not 'liable'). Words matter. Spelling matters. Grammar matters. I'm not a psychiatrist, nor do I play one on tv, but it is a possibility that capitalizing every word in your song is a sign of psychosis. You might wish to see a professional to find out.
Jason - October 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Blimey! Linda what on earth has rattled your cage?! I think you need to take up anger management courses! Im not going to vote on this (I think I'll stay 'neutral' to your material).
Mr 1s - October 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Linda, do us all a favour and restore peace to this earth and STOP WRITING POLITICAL PARODIES.
linda - October 15, 2006 - Report this comment
John - good thing that every word is not capitalized then huh? ------ ----- ---- ----- Jason - what ever floats your boat! I would like to see what comments you gave on the political parodies from Michael and other far left wackos here ... should be the same right? Being that they are nasty and angry (just like their comments)... We'll see! ---- ---- ----- ----- Mr. 1s - I could stop writing political parodies, Mr. 1s, if the political parody writers on the left stop as well. I don't see that happening, do you? Are you one to back free speech as long as it is to your liking -- like Michael, too?
The grammar police - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
The difference between slander and libel is much smaller than the difference between "affiliation" and "guilt by association", but since the latter obviously is Linda's entire political agenda and repertoire (or psychotic fixation) we can't expect her to understand that.
Linda - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Democrats: The whine that never ends...

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