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Song Parodies -> "Fat Date"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Day"
Original Performer:
Daniel Powter
Parody Song Title:
"Fat Date"
Parody Written by:
Porkbeard
The Lyrics
Based on a real experience that I had. Never again will I engage in on-line dating!
It was a very embarrassing time
Made a date with a girl that you met on line
Your expectations were so high
Until that hippo caught your eye
You wish you took some cyanide
Your self-esteem seemed to hit a new low
You think that this girl escaped from a freak show
Tried not to say something out of line
But asked if she cracked somebody's spine
You wish you took some cyanide
'Cause you had a fat date
Hundreds of pounds
She stepped on the road put a crack in the ground
She can't see her toes
Has big thunder thighs
Car leaned to the right when you went for a ride
You had a fat date
Truck scale don't lie
Won't go back home 'til you buy her a pie
You had a fat date
You had a fat date
Well eHarmony is gonna pay
Words can't describe how much she weighed
You wish you took some cyanide
You had a fat date
Hundreds of pounds
She stepped on the road put a crack in the ground
She can't see her toes
Has big thunder thighs
Car leaned to the right when you went for a ride
You had a fat date
Truck scale don't lie
Won't go back home 'til you buy her a pie
You had a fat date
Ooh... Gonna pay
Sometimes women lie on the net
And pretend that they're not big
But when you see them for real you think
"Wow, an upright walking pig
That wears a wig."
No
It was a very embarrassing time
For you not I
Made a date with a girl that you met on line
'Cause you had a fat date
Hundreds of pounds
She stepped on the road put a crack in the ground
She can't see her toes
Has big thunder thighs
Car leaned to the right when you went for a ride
You had a fat date
Truck scale don't lie
Won't go back home 'til you buy her a pie
You had a fat date
You had a fat date
Had a fat date
Had a fat date
Had a fat date
Had a fat date
Had a fat date
Made a date with a girl that you met on line
Your expectations were so high
Until that hippo caught your eye
You wish you took some cyanide
Your self-esteem seemed to hit a new low
You think that this girl escaped from a freak show
Tried not to say something out of line
But asked if she cracked somebody's spine
You wish you took some cyanide
'Cause you had a fat date
Hundreds of pounds
She stepped on the road put a crack in the ground
She can't see her toes
Has big thunder thighs
Car leaned to the right when you went for a ride
You had a fat date
Truck scale don't lie
Won't go back home 'til you buy her a pie
You had a fat date
You had a fat date
Well eHarmony is gonna pay
Words can't describe how much she weighed
You wish you took some cyanide
You had a fat date
Hundreds of pounds
She stepped on the road put a crack in the ground
She can't see her toes
Has big thunder thighs
Car leaned to the right when you went for a ride
You had a fat date
Truck scale don't lie
Won't go back home 'til you buy her a pie
You had a fat date
Ooh... Gonna pay
Sometimes women lie on the net
And pretend that they're not big
But when you see them for real you think
"Wow, an upright walking pig
That wears a wig."
No
It was a very embarrassing time
For you not I
Made a date with a girl that you met on line
'Cause you had a fat date
Hundreds of pounds
She stepped on the road put a crack in the ground
She can't see her toes
Has big thunder thighs
Car leaned to the right when you went for a ride
You had a fat date
Truck scale don't lie
Won't go back home 'til you buy her a pie
You had a fat date
You had a fat date
Had a fat date
Had a fat date
Had a fat date
Had a fat date
Had a fat date
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You know, as offensive as it could possibly be now of days, this was really a good, thought out song. Certainly a better write than Powter's possible "one-hit wonder".
Thank you, Andrew! I do realize that some people may take this parody as offensive, so allow me to clarify the meaning of it - being overweight is okay; being overweight and telling your date that you are hot is just plain WRONG.
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