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Song Parodies -> "Mad Date"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Day"

Original Performer:

Daniel Powter

Parody Song Title:

"Mad Date"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

"How about I fix you up with a friend of mine?"...."I'm not sure"...."Oh, go on; she's really lovely, you two will get on like a house on fire!"....And 5 hours later, your house actually IS on fire......For those of you who don't know the OS, check out
Where are the cops when you need them the most?
She's waving a pool cue and screaming "You're toast!!"
She's drunk about seven pints of Jack
She's pleading for you to take her back
This blind date's now no longer fun

A friend of a friend of your big sister, Drew
She hasn't been out since 2002
She enters your seedy local bar
She looks like a model-stroke-porn star
You ask yourself, "What could go wrong?"

But you've got a mad date
It started off fine
A lovely French meal and a bottle of wine
You tell her she's cute
But then she starts cryin'
Admits she's been "bad" and she's been doing time
She's such a mad date
She loves pickin' fights
Don't tell her to stop or she'll punch out your lights
You've got a mad date
A f***ed up, mad date

The fact that she should be locked away
Became fairly clear just post-entrée
But she was hot; you carried on

She was a mad date
You had a slow dance
She felt something stir in your brand new Gap pants
She called you a pig
A slap in the face
A knee to the groin and a whole can of mace
This really mad date
Sud-denly contrite
She's clutching your leg, cooing "You're Mr Right.."
A f***ed up, mad date

Sometimes a person shouldn't mix drinks
When they're on medica-ti-on
Her black belt ex-husband's just turned up
Shouting, "What the hell's going on?"
He's got a gun

So where is a medic when you need one the most?
You've two black eyes
A few broken ribs and a rearranged nose

Coz you had a mad date
You're curled up in pain
She's asking you "When can we do this again?"
You stare at her with
Complete disbelief
A sociopath, alcoholic car thief
You've had a mad date
You try to get home
You can't call a cab; she stole your phone
You had a mad date
A f***ed up, mad date

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 17

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Johnny D - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Hog-tie that psycho with some fives!
Rick C - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I shouldn't have told you about my wife...:-) High Fives
Stuart McArthur - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Kristof, but why go on mad dates when you could be going out with one of Emi's blondes I was just reading about - higher chance of success, less black eyes - 555
Yet Another Dutchman - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
555 Funny from the pick-up to the morning after... Morning after WHAT?! ugh... :)
Kristof Robertson - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks all...I didn't expect much response for this, it's a new, not-well-known song...but I liked it, so I posted it...cheers
Yet Another Dutchman - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
[looks around in confusion, then bursts into laughter] What is everyone on about, "it's a new song?" It's been in the Dutch charts for three months or so and is just now making its exit (it's #18 as I post this comment). Not a day goes by I don't hear this song. And the guy is a Canadian, surely I expected the US to pick this song up sooner than the Netherlands! :-)
Yet Another Dutchman - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
And it reached #2 in the UK weeks ago. Didn't mean to forget about that chart.
KmartFreak - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
YES! YES! Awesome! Best Parody Ever!
AussieGirl - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
This is genius, i can't stop laughing. Nice job!
LOL - May 14, 2006 - Report this comment
"So where is a medic when you need one the most?" HAHAHAHA!!!!! Brilliant! - May 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, Kristof, you did this NINE MONTHS AGO? You're way ahead of the curve here; the OS just recently hit #1 (and currently is #2) on the US chart. I finally know it well enough to parody it, but I'm having a tough time coming up with anything nearly this good. I love it. (Where are you, anyway?)
Jack Wilson - October 22, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL Spaff,I think its cause it was a hit in England before it came here BTW Kristof, this is dam HILARIOUS 555! I was gonna do BAD Date sometime,maybe I still will

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