[Bryan and STG]
I hope I get some money,
From making these parodies.
But nothing compares to these
Rap and hard-core parodies.
I've rode the Haunted Mansion
One or two hundred countin'.
But nothing compares to our
Brand new co-op parody.

[Bryan]
Cool, calm, and goin' strong.
I've got a co-op parody goin' on.
It's Dr. Venkman using a proton stream.
Scare you to death and say "This is heavy"
I can't describe just how I'm late
All I can say is that it's eighty-eight.
Ah man, what the hell did I bust?
Scared a chick, and lost the ecto-us.
This day ain't going that great
Peeps can't choose if they want number eight.
Looks like I'll have intro again
And just what the hell this is that I am writin'.
So bust, bust, c'mon bust
I said heat 'em up.
Everybody in the house with diff' accounts
To the people who thought this song wouldn't be out
We don't bullshit better look around
Ecto has come back into this town
Bizarre, STG is helpin' out
Doing' this parody and better yet showin off!

[STG]
Forget that, someone find Dandaman
He's nowhere, where the heck's old DarkJon.

[Bryan]
Hey S, you see me cruisin' in the Ecto-One?

[STG]
You ridin' in the slums, the parody mack is gone

[Bryan]
Yeah, I seen em all gone like William Tong
And I think the fun is gone

[STG]
Nah, it's parodying fun.
Numb, dumb, and here to stun.
And I think Bryan's bout to let out his song.

[Bryan]
Scare my ass it was the ghost alarm
You'd think I'd bout to die when I get back on?

[STG]
Well stop actin stupid
You're so fly that you think Bill Murray's the guy
For Ghostbusters 3,4,5.

[Bryan]
(Yeah) I think he'd do too much
(Uh-huh) He thinks it won't be fun.
Murray, Harold, and Dan's
Ghostbusters, it's been done!

[Bryan and STG]
I hope I get some money,
From making these parodies.
But nothing compares to these
Rap and hard-core parodies..
I've rode the Haunted Mansion
One or two hundred countin'.
But nothing compares to our
Brand new co-op parody.

[Bryan and STG]
Dirty duo, both of us
Parody artists, ladies love us
That's why our fan members,
Love us but they hate each other.
They probably wanna take each other out
And vote another.
Uh, somethin somethin somethin
I dunno

[STG]
Pop pills, pills I pop,
Dropped the thrills, with thrills I rap,
Parodied two lines that were loaded with crap,
Thought I was invincible I will finally snap.
I check the poll today, just to see the way,
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I'm old and gray
Mr. G loves nookie, and yes, sir I'm an okie.
I'm checking my songs for votes
I must have broke the polls,
Had an accident just like the Trojan War.
Ah, poor baby, here with no parody
I'll write 'bout Ghostbusters (Or Bill Murray!)

[Bryan]
I'd take four ghosts at one time
And I don't need a chase when I go back in time.
(Hey, ya got any room?) In Doctor's time-hack.
We can't go far cause this car ain't crap.
What the hell you people think it hacks?
Because the Doctor gave me this time machine, mac.
And if I go back, then you'll see soon
I'm just flyin to get back to you
And I don't give a damn if I find time ru'ned
Jeans, true, to hell with you too
I only need three ghosts then I'm cool
I just saw some and I'm heatin' up dude.

[Bryan and STG]
I hope I get some money,
From making these parodies.
But nothing compares to these
Rap and hard-core parodies.
I've rode the Haunted Mansion
One or two hundred countin'.
But nothing compares to our
Brand new co-op parody.

[Bryan]
I'm on the street, Lookin like dead beat.
Gotta web it.
It's ironic, Demonic,
MIB is on it
Gooey, lazy, funny, hexing,
The web-headed guy
Peeps scream, I'm just web swingin,
wanna try?
New skills, broken seals,
Got Spider doin' flips.
Thugs kill (that right)
Check it's for real
Gonna go and save the girl
And can't forget about the world
MIB they fight
Aliens all night!

[Bryan and STG]
I hope I get some money,
From making these parodies.
But nothing compares to these
Rap and hard-core parodies.
I've rode the Haunted Mansion
One or two hundred countin'.
But nothing compares to our
Brand new co-op parody.

[Bryan and STG]
Parody writers, the both of us
Making parodies of the Ghostbusters.
That's why our club members,
Love us but they hate each other.
They probably wanna take each other out
And vote another.
Uh somethin somethin somethin
I dunno